Randall Scott

Shut up and take my money

Variety @Variety

Zoey Deutch, Jon Hamm, John Slattery Starring in R-Rated Hollywood Comedy From 'Wet Hot American Summer' Director David Wain (EXCLUSIVE) https://t.co/eH9mUlmcS5

This made my back hurt just reading it

Josh Norris 🐻 @jnorris427

In the ACL, Jadyn Fielder—son of Prince, grandson of Cecil—just homered in his first at-bat as a pro.

RT @historigins: 5 years old - Mom, I love you. 12 years old - Mom, I can't stand you. 16 years old - My mother is very annoying. 18 yea…

RT @WooSoxGrounds: Hey @garystriewski , this is your official invite to come check out Polar Park! @RandyScottESPN is welcome as well! Alth…

Seymour Weiner 🫡 #LGM https://t.co/9rax6px6C3

We can do hard things #LGM https://t.co/MhfJNMTMGy

Folks.. we've made it 🫡 https://t.co/bwJ7hJep93

RT @SaintNick2018: A good rule of thumb in hockey is if you see a Montreal Canadiens fan say something - just assume the exact opposite is…

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Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets

"I felt like it should've been a whistle. It was kind of a scary hit, but I guess the rules don't apply for everyone." Jakub Dobeš thought there should’ve been a whistle after Tom Wilson’s hit. https://t.co/bxBfiHeScu

We had a day https://t.co/z603d8lT1x

Disney vacations are great because my kids get so hopped up on sugar they start rapid-fire roasting me whenever I eat. 12yo: “Dad, are you from Chinidad and Tobago?” 10yo: “More like Chinidad and Tobagel” 7yo: (spits up water laughing) /fín

Never a doubt. #ALLCAPS

When people joke about how I take my kids to @WaltDisneyWorld every year, my answer is honest: It’s the one place where *they* reach to hold *my* hand. 🥹 https://t.co/xjHvYVzoWM

RT @DavidDTSS: Probably for the same reason there are so many more planets in outer space now than there were before the telescope was inve…

RT @ESPNPR: Friday morning on @GMA ☕️ @RandyScottESPN & @garystriewski joined @RebeccaJarvis to talk SC+, the new daily edition of SportsC…

RT @YellowTuxJesse: What a full day at ESPN looks like...and we are just getting started. https://t.co/9etmFXctFp

RT @McIlroyRory: Never give up on your dreams. Keep coming back. Keep working hard. https://t.co/YFIWrvAnUZ