Robyn Wilder

Am I an empath? Well, if I'm singing along to Teenage Dirtbag, I also go "I got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby" in a high falsetto, despite being female myself. So you tell me.

I can't be long, I need to OIL MY UNDER-DESK TREADMILL.

"I mean, I like both of you." -- my six-year-old, addressing his father and me.

RT @AirMailWeekly: “So, you got the beard. I see that you’re trying to offset the bald a little bit,” says Larry David. @stuheritage @Profi…

I finally finished the Chocolate Bailey's, everyone.

Robyn Wilder! @orbyn

If you haven't heard from me for a while, it's because I've discovered Chocolate Bailey's.

If you haven't heard from me for a while, it's because I've discovered Chocolate Bailey's.

God imagine paying for Twitter

STOP SLUT SHAMING ME STUART

Stuart Heritage @stuheritage

I don't know why that ad is pushing the Sorry Can't Horses Buy apparel so hard, when the website it links to contains so much gold https://t.co/w5smT4dhsz

RT @stuheritage: I just got my first physical copy of Rise of Invisidog, the middle grade book I made with @vbatignole. Look how pretty it…

For your consideration: Neil Patrick Harris as the next Doctor. Like, the NEXT next Doctor.

ARRESTING COMEDY NEWS

Do French's make French mustard, too? Or do French's only make American mustard? Because that's confusing.