Sarah Schweppe

i am the banker on deal or no deal island

this is me in five to seven years https://t.co/X1GHEjTUNx

why is this my sexuality https://t.co/D6451xqnOg

if i had to attend 12 football games, i would also write an album with "tortured" in the title

another day, another pop song that sounds vaguely like express yourself by madonna

RT @nicolenarea: Please consider supporting my many talented Vox colleagues who were laid off today: https://t.co/IzjRitaWhb

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Occupation, annexation, and other terms you should know related to the Israel-Hamas war https://t.co/F9RRcx6851 via @voxdotcom

uhhh, yeah, i think it's a bad idea to leave out the comma before "right?" [everyone applauds and lifts me onto their shoulders] https://t.co/qNFRXpL6k5

mood https://t.co/935jK6dZQ8

if i ever run into @ayoedebiri, i just wanna tell her i wrote this correction after screaming laughing https://t.co/8ySTYd7myg

somehow i know the pasta strike in italy is gonna affect me

recently gave "because of the number of hyphens at play" as a reason for an edit

RT @bfnewsunion: On April 20, everybody at BuzzFeed News was laid off. And last week, BuzzFeed told us that everybody will not be treated e…

thinking about the copy slack convo we'd be having about whether we should tweet "how do you serve cunt in a way that follows AP style?" from the @styleguide account