Sebastian Davis

Living in @LACity means having neighbors who are down for an impromptu morning dance party. Share the joy! @KFIAM640 https://t.co/iuZYX8mgAv

Had In-N-Out fries for the first time in years. They were worse than I remembered. You might as well eat an Amazon box. "But get them extra well-done, covered in cheese and thousand island dressing." No, make them correctly so you don't have to hide their accursedness.

RT @WoodyProducer: This is a full 90% of what the idiots at #Coachella spend their time doing. #StayInSchoolKids https://t.co/UBNW8ySyWj

The funniest lines often are the cleanest. https://t.co/7KpUig9CgD

5 years later, and the sign is still up, because it still applies. Thank you for being humble about it, @USPS. #MyHeroesWorkHere https://t.co/N77z9AegGm

Literally the people's porn star.

Tiffany Wisconsin @wisconsin_tiff

Looking for a guy in Green Bay who works at a gas station to do a sex tape with in April.

RT @wisconsin_tiff: Looking for a guy in Green Bay who works at a gas station to do a sex tape with in April.

A clever way to let us laugh at these things again. Bravo. https://t.co/FCalMYYac5

A little insensitive, don't you think?

Pia Nacar @Kimgee8

My view right now. Duke's Malibu, life is a real "beach" baby😎 http://t.co/6cgeu4FrYL

My plaudits to you , @Target on the #amputee #inclusion in your mannequins. https://t.co/qYqVUn5X8j

Dearest, @Target, I am physically in love with your "Tech Trousers", but they are not in stock at most stores, and are not available online. I will meet you at any local glory hole if it means a remedy to this.

If @NikkiGlaser can pull this off in a mere 17 years, there is hope for all of us. https://t.co/xN9qTyYdgl