Sebastian Davis

Literally the people's porn star.

Tiffany Wisconsin @wisconsin_tiff

Looking for a guy in Green Bay who works at a gas station to do a sex tape with in April.

RT @wisconsin_tiff: Looking for a guy in Green Bay who works at a gas station to do a sex tape with in April.

A clever way to let us laugh at these things again. Bravo. https://t.co/FCalMYYac5

A little insensitive, don't you think?

Pia Nacar @Kimgee8

My view right now. Duke's Malibu, life is a real "beach" baby😎 http://t.co/6cgeu4FrYL

My plaudits to you , @Target on the #amputee #inclusion in your mannequins. https://t.co/qYqVUn5X8j

Dearest, @Target, I am physically in love with your "Tech Trousers", but they are not in stock at most stores, and are not available online. I will meet you at any local glory hole if it means a remedy to this.

If @NikkiGlaser can pull this off in a mere 17 years, there is hope for all of us. https://t.co/xN9qTyYdgl

"The fact that this was a Cybertruck really limited that damage that occurred inside of the valet because it had most of the blast go up through the truck and out."

Penny2x @imPenny2x

The Cybertruck literally saved lives in Las Vegas today. The local police department confirmed it. Then the mainstream media writes headlines that make a terrorist attack look like Tesla’s fault. This is dishonest and shameful. We need a way to community note these authors. https://t.co/yXhlrqZuia

Remembering Him this new year. https://t.co/LQuh71989U

Thinking of adopting a ready-made personality in the new year. Which one, though?

The reason I want to prosecute criminals more harshly is so I don't have to find a goddamn employee every time I want to buy a The Bionic Woman boxed set. https://t.co/oKh0Pih54i

The @Raiders have a tattoo studio at their official tailgate. @KyleKinane is right. It's more of a feat to get through life without one nowawdays. And @AdamCarolla is right. Raiders fans are all trash. https://t.co/qPhXoJgva6

OK, you ONLY get to pick TEN of these side dishes to make out with in the garage. Who you got? https://t.co/wIPkIwVHH1