Tim Slusarczyk

RT @deathoftheparty: Im sorry but I just cannot get over the fact that an entire team of people let him say he was “sucking on a chili dog”

RT @HuffPost: BREAKING: Gov. Andrew Cuomo signed a bill into law on Tuesday allowing for the legal sale and use of recreational marijuana b…

RT @discgolfworld: This your guy? https://t.co/Hzdx9zDxCL

RT @ACLU: BREAKING: Virginia's Governor just signed a bill to repeal the death penalty. This is now the 23rd state to do so. The rest of…

RT @nycsouthpaw: This is exactly what I needed to see. https://t.co/GQIG567NxY

"The feline appeared unbothered as it alighted the train, according to station staff, who described it as “swaggering off” into the night as though it had other places to be."

BBC North West @BBCNWT

This cat had a lucky escape last night, as it was spotted on the roof of a 125mph train, about to leave Euston station for Manchester. Passengers were transferred to another train, and it took staff at @NetworkRailEUS and @AvantiWestCoast 2 and a half hours to coax the cat down. https://t.co/xraxxp63C2

RT @BreeNewsome: Amazing how police & politicians are the only ones who get to f*** up on their job & get a raise every year while the folk…

RT @DreamHost: Are you ready to celebrate #WomensHistoryMonth? 🎉 Let's start by re-visiting the story of the 6 incredible "human computers…

RT @adultswim: What are you waiting for? https://t.co/rNfHho7y6L

RT @BBC_TopGear: Who needs cultural impact when you can have actual, physical impacts? Remembering classic games: Destruction Derby (1995)…

RT @CarolineGruyter: Garbage collectors in Ankara open a library with books rescued from the trash. "The only regret the men have, is that…

*radio looking on nervously*

karl taro greenfeld @karltaro

My local newsstand has been put to use for another paper product #printisdead https://t.co/F7j8qQQg8O

RT @amysrosenberg: There she goes - Trump Plaza casino imploded in Atlantic City. #implosion #trump https://t.co/vNfcoWBWbE

Same

George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace

I love y'all and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.

RT @brutalistboy: justin timberlake better apologize for this next https://t.co/wvZY1FraVd

RT @kbeninato: Your Honor, I call for a Bad Trial Thingy." https://t.co/wVzx6Ue2Sk

RT @NME: RTJ's @TheRealElP responded by saying: "I can’t say I didn’t see it coming. OK I didn’t see it coming" https://t.co/0tdUZJ2Y53