Todd Cole

"He threatened to have her banned from the opera house. Then he pulled the bag of poop from inside his jacket and smushed it on her face...German media outlets reportedly said the feces came from Goecke’s often-present pet dachshund, Gustav." https://t.co/2yQUfZ5smV

"The emergence of the so-called super pig, a result of cross-breeding domestic pigs with wild boars, only adds to the problems the US faces from the swine invasion." https://t.co/4IcmBHYWLH

lousiaina is keeping nearly 30-percent of its inmates locked-up well past their mandated release date. https://t.co/qiw1CcxSGS

“…Ippolito-Shepherd is convinced that traces of marijuana are all over her house: in the fibers of her eggshell-colored mid-century couches, her numerous Oriental rugs, the embroidered pillow…” https://t.co/dUsXZJkyhk

a gentleman pulls down his mask to floss his teeth. never change A train.

"One person said Bankman-Fried’s relatives called the prison Tuesday night to ask whether vegan meals could be delivered to him." https://t.co/ac70TpBEyt

this is lovely in all the ways. https://t.co/ORHwVYB5zD

good lord, that was a lovely strike!

man, this grant wahl news is devastating.

“My impression of Semafor is that what they’re trying to do is to be international in the way that the FT is international, which is to say, not defaulting to America as the frame for every story... Axios for FT people is a good analogy for it.” https://t.co/Xyv9SzOzYF

i really rock w/this french squad.

Julien Laurens @LaurensJulien

The French players all wearing the shirt of their first ever grass roots club! ❤️ @FrenchTeam https://t.co/JccjEmabxn

new york has a job opening for the pied piper. https://t.co/FxRexMl3WO

“The key to making a splashless urinal is ensuring that a person’s pee stream hits the porcelain at a shallow angle no matter where it is aimed…” https://t.co/dMBswkCy5p

“The post-1989 generation of students have never before witnessed this level of government failure mixed with popular fury.” https://t.co/j9hyrU3oyr

fox sports is comparing harry kane to tom brady. good lord this is going to be a long 90 minutes.

qatar is getting the sports washing it so desired. not unlike argentina hosting the world cup in 1978. once the matches start, it’s human rights be dammed.

“Despite FIFA's corruption, despite soccer's ugly politics, the World Cup has always won in the end because it's always been played in countries that love the game. We're about to see what happens when it takes place in a country that doesn't.” https://t.co/TXAc5Jriys