Tom Whitcomb

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Wisconsin Supreme Court rn https://t.co/bId7l3HM3e

The three stages of being an actor in 2023: 1. Appearing in critically acclaimed prestige TV series or indie film 2. Sobbing on IG Live over box office numbers from failed superhero movie 3. Insurance commercial

How is his gov't name cooler than his rapping name? https://t.co/VrEtyXUt3o

Who need they corpbussy ate? https://t.co/k220VLDBpp

RT @afraidofwasps: @darth_erogenous ORC DANNY BROWN: Put the hai in the uruk // Green pussy with da syrup // Bruiser roll up on ya camp and…

RT @darth_erogenous: ORC KENDRICK: I craft my blade i try to slay mistakes i made. you aint been underground like me. you aint laid out of…

When April comes home from work and asks me what I've been up to (playing Fortnite in near darkness for several hours) https://t.co/GX8vbbepYQ

We have established that IT knows our router has a 60% failure rate, and they are of the opinion that "it's not that big of a deal." We're the e-commerce department, by the way.

father john surgery @mrtomwhitcomb

Pretty cool how the internet at our store has been out for a week and none of the <5 IT people responsible for our 30+ stores have been in their jobs long enough to understand what the problem is or how to fix it 👍

This is just my high school iPod in tour form https://t.co/2FdhIzZ515

Hell yeah love some good chirping

The Sporting News @sportingnews

Angel Reese hit Caitlin Clark with the John Cena celebration 💀 https://t.co/BO32fmpg8Q

Getting some "Iverson vs. the entire Lakers" vibes from this game

Is there a more uniquely American sentence than "I can't afford to do my taxes right now?"

POV: You are Caitlin Clark on a basketball court https://t.co/OxvnStx6cC

RT @TeriBarrMedia: No joke! Happy #CheapTrickDay to you..🎶 https://t.co/XfWevr7BSJ

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father john surgery @mrtomwhitcomb

Probably getting my first haircut in like a year today, prayers up

Probably getting my first haircut in like a year today, prayers up