Will Hagle

If you weren’t around to witness it you probably couldn’t fathom the depths of American stupidity and height of our entertainment when Deal or No Deal first aired

I’d love to time travel back to the child me using WordPerfect and show them Google Docs Suggest Mode

Costco is Hell

My sixth grade teacher must’ve been an idiot and society & education have only degraded since then, we’re cooked https://t.co/woyBJOU3RO

“Midwest Emo” - 2001 https://t.co/ksf64pTNqU

Me at 3am after high school prom

Steak 'n Shake @SteaknShake

Thank you for visiting Steak n Shake Secretary Kennedy! https://t.co/pRu1u37MvW

First album in a while that makes me want to buy the CD and cruise around carefree like I’m on a jetski to Bahamas. The perfect combination of voices to ensure things never get too boring or bad. A healthy emphasis on early morning calisthenics. 10/10. https://t.co/dTSBhqkrAv

Catherine Keener will go down in history as the most underrated actress of all time.

In the hospital room, awaiting my child’s arrival, I wrote a short, way too personal essay on Titus Andronicus’ undisputed classic “No Future Part Three: Escape From No Future.” You can read it in a physical copy of this awesome journal which also features much better writers.

Erik Hayden @Erik_Hayden

Newly printed, now available: Lyrics as Poetry Vol. 5, featuring: - 24 songwriters’ personal notes about their own lyrics - 22 writers and journalists on lyrics that resonated - 102 pages, original art in a perfect bound book https://t.co/vhZ6A5jXQY https://t.co/ra579Q2MmY

For a brief moment in time you could gain a sliver of cultural capital by saying “you know, my chemical romance’s first album is actually good”

reentering my ska era

Man of a certain age https://t.co/P3WO8ylBLx

I have many rare mp3s