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6 days ago |
kellyoxford.substack.com | Kelly Oxford
The world’s richest ketamine user pisses himself from ketamine and somehow this qualified him to run government efficiency. Tech Twitter is melting down because their patron saint just proved you can buy democracy with lunch money while mixing horse tranquilizer with party drugs. Here’s what happened: Musk walked around the White House with a 20-pill organizer like your diabetic uncle, except his pills included ketamine, mushrooms, and Adderall.
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1 week ago |
kellyoxford.substack.com | Kelly Oxford
I don't know how to describe it. My brain is a computer. I don’t recognize my body unless I’m with another person. Emotions run wildfire through the circuits, and I've learned not to engage with the sparks. Real life scenarios require a minimum 48-hour processing period before I can make sense of what happened. Television, music, books became my natural habitat early. My mother taught me to read at three because her intuition said I was ready. She was right.
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2 weeks ago |
kellyoxford.substack.com | Kelly Oxford
When I was fifteen, I lied with a Hostel Travellers ID Card, claimed to be eighteen, and got an OM symbol tattooed on my upper back. I was in a loft building directly across from the city’s downtown jail. With the sounds of TOOL playing in the background, I'd just barely missed getting a tramp stamp of every sound of the universe over my ass. Which is funny, because I honestly maybe fart twice a year. My second tattoo was a "Winona Forever" tattoo on my wrist. Winterstone was the artist. It was 2016.
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2 weeks ago |
kellyoxford.substack.com | Kelly Oxford
I knew my relationship was a fraud when he went from booking a June vacation to saying work was overwhelming him. That's how these things work, men tell you they're too busy to acknowledge a text but somehow find time to like multiple Jessica Alba posts a day. So I drove to the mountains to figure out why I felt more relieved than sad about the impending end to a relationship I felt was end game.
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2 weeks ago |
kellyoxford.substack.com | Kelly Oxford
Dear Woman Who Makes More Than Him,Isn’t it fascinating? The higher a man climbs professionally, the wider his dating pool expands. But as a woman scales those same heights, her options mysteriously evaporate. It’s almost as if men actively reject successful women because they’re successful. What a curious evolutionary glitch to reject a possible mate because they might… outshine you? The fragility is breathtaking.
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