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1 month ago | 
samanthabee.substack.com | Samantha Bee
Hello Friends,Sad to wake up today to news of The Pope’s death and glad to learn that his final gesture on this Earth was to correct JD Vance on his debauched understanding of what Jesus stood for. This Substack is reader-supported. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.
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2 months ago | 
samanthabee.substack.com | Samantha Bee
Happy Tuesday. Look SO much has been written about the debacle of last week’s Presidential Whatever To Congress, and that is fine. It was an international embarrassment, at minimum, and a real portrait of the divides that are eroding our will to engage. God we are tired. Samantha Bee is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Oh, you didn’t think people on the Democratic side looked cool or vigorous??
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Mar 3, 2025 | 
samanthabee.substack.com | Samantha Bee
Happy Monday, remember when political comedy was fun? Remember when Marco Rubio drank a bottle of water in a funny way, and we laughed and laughed? Samantha Bee is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Nobody is laughing anymore. The soul has left the building. Let me get this straight.
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Feb 24, 2025 | 
samanthabee.substack.com | Samantha Bee
Hello and Happy Monday!Full disclosure, I am writing this on a SUNDAY, which means I have no context for what a Monday morning could look like anymore. I feel that we could wake up to anything. Samantha Bee is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Is the Rose Garden paved over yet? Are scratch-off lottery tickets our new national currency? Have we renamed Air Force One the Too Nuckin’ Futts? Should we?
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Feb 10, 2025 | 
samanthabee.substack.com | Samantha Bee
Good morning! Just over here in my snow capped podcast bunker contemplating how treacherous civic life is becoming? Even though Susie Wiles enabled this, of course. Her face is my face, is your face, is all of our faces. Samantha Bee is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Not sure why but this story kind of did me in? Mainly, I think, because it feels like a completely random piece of lunacy.
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Feb 3, 2025 | 
samanthabee.substack.com | Samantha Bee
Happy NOT January, my friends!Last week I drank a coffee so strong it gave me Homelander heat vision. A beverage so powerful, that there I was, eight feet tall, head hovering above me like a helium balloon on a string, able to see people’s bones through their skin. Samantha Bee is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.
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Jan 27, 2025 | 
samanthabee.substack.com | Samantha Bee
Happy New Year, One ūüĎŹ Week ūüĎŹ Into ūüĎŹ The ūüĎŹ Trump ūüĎŹAdministration ūüĎŹ And ūüĎŹ I ūüĎŹ Am ūüĎŹ Trying ūüĎŹ So ūüĎŹ Hard ūüĎŹ Not ūüĎŹ To ūüĎŹ Lose ūüĎŹ My ūüĎŹ Cool. Here is the Serenity Prayer, as a quick refresh. Samantha Bee is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Wait, that‚Äôs the wrong one. Anyway, you get the picture.
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Jan 23, 2025 | 
samanthabee.substack.com | Samantha Bee
You know that feeling when you’ve arranged the whole day around a scheduled Zoom meeting, that was ever-so-clearly on the calendar–but instead you let everything slip away as you browsed the internet, for, I don’t know, sundresses? That’s random. I mean, how can a person lose half a day by just looking at something as silly as sundresses? Samantha Bee is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. I wouldn’t know.
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Jan 23, 2025 | 
samanthabee.substack.com | Samantha Bee
Happy Spring? I’m not sure. I can’t tell. There seem to be flowers sprouting everywhere, but somehow I also feel like I am hibernating and only want to eat hot soups and chunky stews. Compounding my desire to continue hibernating: two completely distinct herpes related headlines in the SAME DAMN NEWS CYCLE. Samantha Bee is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.
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Jan 23, 2025 | 
samanthabee.substack.com | Samantha Bee
Good day, Plan Bee-ers. First and foremost, please give a listen to this week’s Choice Words, in which I am soothed and frankly coddled, by the dulcet tones of actor, writer, woodworker, and Gentlemen-At-Large, Nick Offerman. What a gracious, funny, and intelligent human being. He had a lot to say, and it was a damn joy to hear him say it. Nick stars in the brand new movie Civil War, which opens this weekend, and to which I shall be buying tickets, because it looks scary and I like that.