AJ Willingham

When I think "attractive male hobbies" I think of my husband's office with national park posters, diverse fantasy books, woodworking reference books, family history, personal journals and therapist-recommended mental health resources. The greenest green flag. https://t.co/R0t0OmJl6c

You know what's genuinely fun? Taking 10 min to learn how to say an unfamiliar name! Look up pronunciations, etymology. These are two surnames seemingly smashed together, so it will be even easier. Explore the construction of the Persian language. Then you know something cool!

NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext

« Please choose a stronger password » https://t.co/VDGhk2W0MD

I saw a man wear SWEAT SHORTS in an office setting (not mine) and was so scandalized I gasped.

Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy

What’s the most boomer complaint you have?

I'm an Episcopalian so no this would never happen we talked about the power of divine signs in John 6 like normal people.

Brian Fraga 🇺🇸 🇵🇹 🇻🇦 @BrianFragaNCR

Did your priest at Mass today mention the Olympics opening ceremony?

Someone is working with outdated records! "Cat lady" has been reclaimed so if you think that's hurting anyone's feelings ...

Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski

JD Vance says that Kamala Harris is a “childless cat lady” who is “miserable” with her life because she didn’t have children, and that not having children means that she doesn’t have “a direct stake” in America. Story. https://t.co/EbOQzT7lXC

this is the most well-performed comedic monologue I've seen in a while

✰ⓝ🅴🅿︎🆃🆄🅽🅴ⓦ🅰︎🆅🅴🆈✰ @neptunewavey

ryan murphy did one thing right on glee tho.. nene was perfect for this show https://t.co/YnTHtxwxCG

Depressed, anxious people on drugs who are avoiding a looming personal reckoning literally make the best art.

River Page @river_is_nice

The arts are in a terrible state because nowadays art is made by people with no stories and no problems. Everybody is depressed. Everybody's anxious. All for reasons they won't reckon with. Everybody is on drugs to make them feel nothing. Nobody feels guilty about anything

IDK this woman but I am so proud of her, she is full to the brim with nothing but truth.

Liam Gareau @liamgareau

New gay icon just dropped https://t.co/qiwEGb8fTU

It's impossible to watch a mariachi band and not fall embarrassingly in love with every single member on sight. Not trying to be funny. Is that the point? Is that part of the culture? Do they train specifically to get that to happen?

Just Mets @just_mets

The streaming feed of the Mets game just cut to a mariachi band playing “Higher” by Creed during the commercial. The vibes are wild right now 🤣 https://t.co/20F6Ziu2sU

Two solutions I've found: 1. Have a compassionate think with yourself about why even private acts sometimes feel like performance. It makes a good journal entry! 2. Cultivate the smallest, worst handwriting known to man.

✧ @northstardoll

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beautiful house ⚖️ so so so so so so so many ghosts

Zillow Gone Wild 🏡 @zillowgonewild

THE oldest home on the market in America right now is this Plympton MA, also known as “The Stephen Bryant house” which was built in 1669 (!!) Currently listed for only $800,000 https://t.co/tYU9Tkzl6g

So pleased that a blanket I spent months crocheting is now my dog's favorite nest material. https://t.co/gDWczaBSYP

A guy who worked in an auto shop went through the shop's paperwork (he wasn't the one servicing my car) to get my number and call me. Color me freaked out by this but sadly not surprised.

Tiff4Mahogany_44 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 NATO MEMBER @tiff4mahogany

A rare voicemail from a murderer who hasn’t murdered yet. https://t.co/XWTQVJx9Bn

What I like about the menswear guy is he knows the art of critique. Is he trying to own Piers here? Sure. But if Piers (or anyone) is genuinely soliciting expert advice for improvement, such insight is a request well-fulfilled if it can be accepted without ego.

derek guy @dieworkwear

Someone from @piersmorgan's staff asked if I would like to come onto Pier's show, Piers Morgan Uncensored, to talk about the state of his attire. Since he invited feedback, I thought I'd do a thread comparing his style to menswear icon Kermit the Frog. 🧵 https://t.co/nylWmaCoeo

I wrote about how I don't care about Taylor Swift at all and the Swifties have actually been so sweet and openminded about it so here's a TSwift doll I made my mom's coworker. (Yes, you can not care and still appreciate people who do!) https://t.co/w6fXt5Ymfq https://t.co/ecbb1jZChU