Alannah Maher

I'm personally offended by all the Mamamia songs on Spotify's playlists of musical hits and ballads.

Ok but why does literally every man on a dating app need to be taught a) how to pick a decent picture of himself, and b) enjoying Brooklyn 99 is not a personality trait.

I just skype-interviewed Trixie Mattel from a store room and now I just gotta go about my day job like everything is normal 😦

RT @operation_rosie: Anyone else think Bob Hawke waited until 2 days before the election to die to really fuck the last day of the libs ele…

I just knocked a tub of trail mix off my desk and into my handbag. A very big handbag full of pockets and miscellaneous items. Help.

You don't really know what pressure is until you're desperately attempting to fully zip back up a playsuit in a tiny aeroplane toilet stall when they play the announcement to return to your seat and prepare for landing. ✈

I met @Retawes at Aja's gig in Sydney and this brilliant article absolutely nails everything about the Australian tour and the fight to find a place as a queer/nb hip hop artist of colour 👌

Julian @GayWeebDisaster

I wrote a piece on @ajaqueen for @junkee about their struggle to breakout as a queer hip hop artist, overcoming the restraints of reality TV, their anime-inspired queer brand, and a random dream they had with @DojaCat on Grindr. https://t.co/Iwu9IHiMaS

Me: catches an uber to dinner because I cannot with people right now Uber driver: oh boy, 20 minutes of small chat!

You have two more nights left to catch Bin Laden: The One Man Show in Sydney by @KnaiveTheatre so that you may, like me, be lured into an ideological crisis by your sense of empathy. #binladenshow https://t.co/LlDjdAnIa5

RT @Wakakirri: "Stories provide a road to empathy, understanding and acceptance because when we share stories we become characters in our o…

Electric Fields is what Eurovision needs 😍😭 #AustraliaDecides #Eurovision

Hey Twitterers, I need a roomie. Click through for deets. I'm @Steven_Savona approved (and he's a very discerning dude).

Steven Savona @Steven_Savona

My good friend @alannahmaher is looking for a housemate. $230 per week plus bills in a Dulwich Hill apartment. Can vouch that Alannah is lovely. Have been to the flat multiple times and can vouch for her description of the space. https://t.co/JPguVgV64X

I just rediscovered The Stepford Wives (2004) and I hereby demand a cult revival of this camp masterpiece.