Alec Larson

Ughhh

What it’s not like I’m gonna let you joke-walk all over me

Gotta new motto for my upcoming carrot juice campaign : carrot juice, sweet as carrots

Really wish I had a girl gang

John Mulaney telling a joke in a high pitched voice is my spirit animal🦄

Life is not the amount of breaths you take, It’s the moments that take your breath away

Early Rage Against The Machine had some major BDE at live shows

RT @ALarson: I love nothing! -Ron Swanson

Me: Candleabra: ‘Twas beauty that killed the beast

10 years since ‘500 Days of Summer’ came out. Otherwise known as 10 years I’ve spent trying to become a Manic-Pixie-Dream-Boy

RT @tedfrank: Best mnemonic ever. https://t.co/Oq2wphrUYw

Disappointed that stocking are not really a thing anymore. Mostly just disappointed that they weren’t around long enough for men to start wearing them and saying that they invented wearing stockings

Finally writing again

There are so many parts of the movie ‘Serendipity’ that I plan on directly copying in my life and hoping no one notices

Missin Georgia

I’m a little late but... Nanette

Still think it’s Colin