Alex Cox

Everyone has a right to be who they are. In a way, I envy those who know who they are.

Nice hashtag in my 'What's happening' box that a) can flip off, obviously b) demonstrates what Twitter is, over there on the other side that isn't my echo-chamber feed c) would offer a lovely list of people to block if I actually cared for this hellsite and d) can flip right off

Demand avoidance is painfully strong at the mo. Hope you're not waiting for anything because LA LA I'M NOT LISTENING

Final charity stream of the year, going live now at https://t.co/0PLiZAMIa9 - come do some google maps guessing on @geoguessr, buy the @jinglejam games collection, give @Autistica some funds, WHAT COULD BE BETTER #JingleJam2023 #charity #geoguessr #ididahashtag

Someone's been sending me a press release about how GTA IV is the best GTA game every day for about a week now. I mean, OK? If you want? What would you like me to do with that? (I am aware that I've now given it oxygen but BOY YOU SHOULD SEE MY ENGAGEMENTS ON HERE)

I just did the 'I could make a game' thing. I /could/ make a game. What I can't do is bring myself to make a game. I /could/ understand Godot and do something cool with it. But I won't.

Fucking hell. I knew compassion was low on the agenda but christ on a bike

Back at the streaming nonsense until 10am - come help a broken old man find himself in @geoguessr, donate £35 for some @jinglejam games, and help the excellent @Autistica https://t.co/0PLiZAMIa9

The kids have gone to school nicely. I'm starting the stream early! Join me for some Sebil Engineering (it might be the stupidest game ever) and then Geoguessr, get a big bundle of @jinglejam games, and raise some money for @Autistica while you're at it. https://t.co/0PLiZAMIa9

Couldn't stream this morning so going live for an hour or so now on https://t.co/0PLiZAMIa9 to locate myself on planet earth and raise some funds for @Autistica

Since you missed me streaming earlier, you'll definitely want to tune in later* to get hold of the excellent @jinglejam games collection, support @autistica in the process, and enjoy shambolic inanity from someone with a heavy cold (me). https://t.co/0PLiZAMIa9 *post 5pm ish

So, team: weekday streams start 1st December, 9am GMT, in aid of @Autistica and, through the @jinglejam, offering a whole bunch of games for a not very huge donation. But what will those streams be like? https://t.co/0PLiZANfZH has the answers in a few minutes (it's 'shambolic')

I'm not going to say today is a write off, but today has been an unmitigated disaster of significant proportions

I sit and look at this horrible website every day and usually say nothing. It's not that I feel nothing. I'm just a silent masochist who would otherwise be loudly Very Cross Indeed, rather than healthily bottling up that rage. Minister for flipping Common Sense indeed

Forgot to take my guts medicine this morning, then treated myself to a McDonalds breakfast to reward myself for driving my daughter an hour to school when she refused to get ready for her taxi, then only realised, like, now. I am a decomposing morass of acid