Alex Lasker

imagine the chicago pope speaking latin in that accent

gagged 'em 😭 https://t.co/7mrE4kyOU6

does the conclave also elect a miss congeniality and a miss photogenic

nothing more exciting than when your partner brings a new word into the relationship vernacular, like fuck yeah I cannot wait to beat this phrase into the ground with you 💕

100 women would simply befriend the gorilla and teach him how to heal his inner child

hey uhhh could we stop doing dogs with blue eyes? we’ve kind of got enough going on im just not sure we also need dogs with blue eyes too

RT @equine__dentist: looking at the economy right now https://t.co/XTmH7UKlF3

girl, the tarrifs https://t.co/jpBdGsrYZJ

is anyone else freaking out a little bit right now

omg read the room???? https://t.co/7dIHnXAqpg

RT @pwiscila: I’m actually a little bit of an Angel Investor myself. My friends are the angels and I am Invested

any time you click on an Instagram ad for a beautiful dress, it will either cost $39 or $5,000 and there is no in between

……… go birds

Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation

Jalen Hurts on having an all-female management team: “It’s something that happened organically. I was seeking out the best, and that’s how it happened.. And honestly, it’s an eye that I don’t have that I’m able to lean on in certain situations. That’s something I value heavily.” https://t.co/iIDUvGoPh3

a lot of my friends had babies around the same time last year, and i feel like some of them are still infants while some of them are already 3 years old, can anyone explain this phenomenon to me

RT @cal_gif: being alive is great because there are so many different aiolis to try. but then of course there are also the horrors