Alex Michael

1 month ago | aquestionablelife.com | Alex Michael

Your job is borderline impossible. You are a cosmic translator, a meaning-maker. You’re tasked with taking everything, in its infinite complexity, subjectivity, and ambiguity—the physical world, the interior world, the interpersonal world—and distilling it down into a series of sounds that can be understood by children and grandmothers, steelworkers and senators. You must create a sliver of overlap between every Venn diagram in existence.

Jan 7, 2025 | msn.com | Alex Michael

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Jan 7, 2025 | theguardian.com | Alex Michael

I just beat all of my friends at the new Mario Party game. It wasn’t even close. There are luck elements in the game, sure, but I got about a million stars and they got none. I feel like a god walking among mortals. And then I get the buzz (on my mobile cellular device): a text message from a beloved family member over the age of 50 asking how I’m doing. I reply to the effect of: “I’m doing great! I just beat all my friends at the new Mario Party game.

Dec 29, 2024 | theguardian.com | Alex Michael

Some people feel compelled to ride bikes, others mandated to hit the gym. Me? A compulsion to tell myself that I suck to be around. I’m not going to stand here and say that self-hatred is unique to me. It’s just that it isn’t, until the last week of the year that I don’t feel entirely mawkish for admitting it. When I feel that others share my self-loathing, if only briefly. When a simple question leaves even the most lovable Lotharios spinning dark webs of utter BS.

Dec 29, 2023 | fantasysixpack.net | Alex Michael

22 I know it's crazy, but the final week of the football season is already here! Thank you to everyone who has taken the time to read my articles this past season and anyone who has reached out for fantasy suggestions and in general good conversation about football, those are my favorite. Without further ado, your final 2023 IDP Football Week 17 Start-Sits lie in the below paragraphs within this article.