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Alexandra Petri

Opinion Writer and Columnist at The Washington Post

Blogs & columns for @WashingtonPost. No pun is beneath me. AP’s US HISTORY out now! https://t.co/stq1FbzRa8

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  • 1 week ago | theatlantic.com | Alexandra Petri

    Dear Diary,I did NOT have the birthday of my dreams last weekend! Everyone knows that 79 is the tank birthday. One is paper, 77 is emoluments, 78 you get to destroy one constitutional amendment of your choosing, 80 you get to become the state, but 79 is tanks, and I was so looking forward to my tank birthday. I thought it was pretty clear what I wanted.

  • 2 weeks ago | theatlantic.com | Alexandra Petri

    “How much can possibly happen when I’m on parental leave?” I said five months ago, on January 10, 2025. “I understand that Donald Trump will be the next president, and yes, he said he’d be a dictator ‘on day one,’ but our institutions have been 250 years in the making.

  • 3 weeks ago | flipboard.com | Alexandra Petri

    3 hours agoDakota Johnson and Chris Martin Break Up After Nearly 8 Years TogetherDakota Johnson and Chris Martin, who first sparked romance rumors in late 2017, have broken up after nearly eight years together. Dakota Johnson and …10 hours agoSlurs, 911 calls and a crossbow: Records detail neighborhood disputes before Jonathan Joss' killingJoss, the voice actor best known as John Redcorn from “King of the Hill,” was fatally shot in front of his home on Sunday.

  • 3 weeks ago | bostonglobe.com | Alexandra Petri |Amy Graff

    Smoke from wildfires raging across Canada continued to choke parts of the Upper Midwest on Tuesday, polluting the air for millions of residents and casting a hazy glow in the skies across several northern states. Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa, parts of Nebraska, and Michigan were under air quality alerts Tuesday, with advisories for more vulnerable groups to stay indoors or limit long stretches of outdoor activity and monitor their health, according to the National Weather Service.

  • 3 weeks ago | afr.com | Mark Walker |Alexandra Petri

    Mark Walker and Alexandra E. PetriJun 2, 2025 – 9.24am or Subscribe to save articleSubscribe to gift this articleGift 5 articles to anyone you choose each month when you subscribe. Subscribe nowAlready a subscriber? Boulder | The FBI is investigating a “targeted terror attack” after several people were injured in Colorado.

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Alexandra Petri
Alexandra Petri @petridishes
12 May 25

some personal news! https://t.co/iY5MYg4Bcy

Alexandra Petri
Alexandra Petri @petridishes
8 Feb 25

Hey!!

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Thurber House @ThurberHouse

#Congrats, 2025 Thurber Prize for American #Humor in #Writing finalists! 🎉 🔵 Alexandra Petri's US History — @petridishes 🔴 Griefstrike! — Jason Roeder 🟠 The Society of Shame — @janeroper @wwnorton @mcsweeneys @penguinrandom #congratulations #funny #amwriting #amreading https://t.co/Ruzblg5XOv

Alexandra Petri
Alexandra Petri @petridishes
25 Jan 25

RT @wmarybeard: Talked about Roman emperors at Kennedy Center last night with @petridishes Eg about how ancient autocracy depended on colla…