Alfred Maskeroni

not all heroes wear capes

Judann Pollack @judy_pollack

In preparation for my annual #SuperBowl ad tweeting, I have ordered food delivery, booked a vacation online, changed my internet service, done my taxes, gifted a cheese board, bought a house and drank three different kinds of beer. Oh, and I got a mullet.

so-- is doordash going to deliver --JESUS-- to one lucky winner?

plastic wrapped keyboard ✅ pre-game zantac ✅ unprepared corny jokes ✅

the ad age team is collecting some of the best bits coming out of #CannesLions2023 — personal fave is the @tkawaja ‘i’m still branding’ elton john parody. so good. https://t.co/srJ27kFn1D

opened this email just to make sure this didn’t say whole roasted red peppers *are a vibe* https://t.co/xduhb1V28p

finally the “for you” tab delivers

Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson

Famous Historical Photos Recreated By The Simpsons 📸 -a thread https://t.co/FplImgQuIm

let's just say that it's lucky for both of us that your email found me well.

TRAVIS KELCE [totally yelling]: "GO. TO. AD. AGE. DOT. COM. AND SEE ALL THE SUPER BOWL ADS AND READ OUR REVIEWS" https://t.co/DMbPVulGyC https://t.co/OPT0pV7SmT

phish twitter freaking out right now https://t.co/yji0tWLz7O

RT @judy_pollack: Taking a break to hug my dogs and sob. #farmersdog #SuperBowl

RT @MarkFischerNY: Are my buffalo wings really spicy.... or is it The Farmer's Dog #SuperBowl ad making me tear up?? https://t.co/gPskUD0uQh