Alina Clough

1) that’s a punch, not a smack 2) you don’t get to punch someone or say “get off of me” when someone isn’t touching you 3) really hope for his sake that he pressed charges

I Post Forbidden Videos @WorldDarkWeb2

Jealous girl smacks her boyfriend twice and tells him to go after the other woman https://t.co/CjqVOI5vEI

SSRI's have become the new wine mom thing to joke about and it's such a sign of how valorized sickness Also a great time to remind people these are basically placebos for most

Samantha D. @Prolife_Sam

*Checks in on the mom group chat* *Checks out* https://t.co/RF9cOkyZNx

So this is called hanging out and socializing and I highly recommend it Like I know app dating is now so common that this is a joke, but that's actually the entire reason you should be dating in community

becca moore @becccamoore

we should be able to bring our friends on first dates so we can all decide together

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People have been insulting her, calling her trans, and saying this proves that it's fine to have men in women's sports This proves the opposite: the nearly-identical female version of this guy is tiny in comparison

memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus

There are people who really believe, like deep in their bones, that people are born a blank slate. https://t.co/MN3IBqOiXO

"They don't make guys like this anymore" Yes they do they're just either stressed or depressed now

𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa

matthew mcconaughey yearbook photo (1988) https://t.co/kecNohDBNT

Just bought M&Ms to coax my nephew down the aisle as the ringbearer, but if anyone else has incentive ideas please let me know We tried practicing and he threw it like a shotput

Truly love men who can open jars https://t.co/AkuyVIIFVl

Women Posting W's @womenpostingws

Dad opens stuck jar lid for his daughter on MasterChef Junior https://t.co/HBJ7kBpfEh

Poverty is choosing between food for one kid and medicine for another, or having to raise kids around dangerous people It’s not romantic, it’s a major contributor to unstable families, and we shouldn’t encourage it If you mean modest incomes, just say that instead

This is amazing, and long overdue Insane that anyone would do something that disgusting in the first place, but at least now they can serve time for it

Nick Sortor @nicksortor

🚨 #BREAKING: President Trump has just signed Melania Trump's TAKE IT DOWN Act into law He even had Melania sign it too. The bill requires big tech platforms to delete revenge p*rn within 48 hours, and requires JAIL TIME for perpetrators. Many children around the country have https://t.co/E8CjWohNmO

Men will look you dead in the eye and say these are the same color but I have an entire salon in deep discussion over the pros and cons of each https://t.co/P0nK6bMUhS

Their sobriety is primarily the result of being anti-social Trying to capitalize on "sober nightlife" misses the point: the people going sober, for the most part, do not want nightlife They want to be alone

लोविक 露伊克 @Fremond_

Young people are drinking less and less. They are seeking social experiences that are healthier. If I had a million pounds, I would open a tea house in London with a late night license open until 2 AM and that did not serve alcohol or play loud music. https://t.co/8pn7pZ3E0L

I honestly do believe that “divorce is a gift” for some parents It’s just often at the expense of their kids

Brad Wilcox @BradWilcoxIFS

1. “Divorce is a Gift”, according to recent NYT story. But a big new study of one million kids from U Texas tells a very different story for kids across America. https://t.co/gO3LEw2hWW