Amir Blumenfeld

Yeah I’m on da keto diet… I only eat toquitos. 😆

I love those friends who you can go years without seeing each other, but as soon as you hang out again— you realize they suck now because too much time has passed and there’s no chemistry anymore. They’ve changed for the worse.

Knicks up 40-38, I don’t see a world where they blow this lead.

Rolling up to scoop a bumble date like— https://t.co/lDnsqrdz6G

Tom Cruise was at my midnight screening of Mission Impossible last night! He was being a bathroom attendant and cornered me for half an hour discussing mints and camera lenses. I missed the majority of the film to be with him. And him with me.

Yup, my career is basically over. I’m in charge of convincing Will Smith to eat spaghetti :(

Javi Lopez ⛩️ @javilopen

Just got access to Veo 3 and the first thing I did was try the Will Smith spaghetti test. SOUND ON https://t.co/y0CiZwNxgM

RT @jakeandamir: I'm passing you a ball, Micky! Can you see it, Micky? It's a perfect header opportunity, Micky! Just jump, Micky! Jump for…

If you own property on Landry Shamet circle, now’s the week to sell. Prices will never be hotter.

katie honan @katie_honan

.@NYCMayor announces temporarily co-naming streets in Manhattan for @nyknicks players. https://t.co/IElTpQhd0b

Micky, my Ven!

Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial

MICKY VAN DE VEN WHAT HAVE YOU JUST DONE!!! 😱

Wes Anderson. We’re good. We have AI and all of your previous films now. https://t.co/KLNhsDK9Rm

Me eating gnocchi like this at a rehearsal dinner—

Seif 🇵🇸 @seifwtf

@RachelLeishman To add onto the Tom/popcorn lore: I need y’all to realize THIS is how he eats popcorn https://t.co/TZ9UT3xcxb

Having a “dope car” doesn’t matter. Nobody really sees you driving. You wanna know what’s actually important? Having a dope shirt.