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  • 6 days ago | medium.com | Andrew Knott

    Humor | SatireConfused father: “Wait, that’s like two and a half months?!?”The first day of summer vacation went off without a hitch at the Leonard household. “I know how magical summer vacations can be, so I was eager to get started. We’re definitely going to make some memories this year!” Daniel Leonard said after an active day of outdoor activities, arts and crafts, and turning the hose off every five minutes after his kids turned it on.

  • 2 weeks ago | medium.com | Andrew Knott

    Humor | SatireThe ultimate gift guide for the Dad who is… not what he used to beHas Dad seemed a little off lately? Not totally himself? Has he seemed exhausted, moody, and irritable? Has he become completely desiccated and lifeless to the point that all he does is flit around on the ground buffeted this way and that by the warm summer breeze? If so, picking out an appropriate Father’s Day gift for him can be challenging. Here are a few ideas.

  • 1 month ago | medium.com | Andrew Knott

    Life | ParentingI used to be “productive,” but it feels like those days are goneDuring the summers of 2020 and 2021, I full-time parented my three young children, part-time parented a few stray neighborhood kids who showed up at our door most mornings, and somehow made more money writing than I ever had before. Those were my most productive summers ever. At least on paper. Or rather, on the spreadsheet I keep to track my annual income.

  • 1 month ago | medium.com | Andrew Knott

    Humor | DIYPlus notes on old-school bloggingLong before I got famous on the internet for duck, I had a humble blog on Blogger called Explorations of Ambiguity. Somewhat confusingly, the domain was KnottJustABlog dot Blogspot dot com. It still exists. You can look it up, but I’m not linking it because I sincerely hope you don’t. In retrospect, I should’ve just called it Knott Just A Blog to get a decade or so jump on my personal branding.

  • 1 month ago | medium.com | Andrew Knott

    Parenting | LifeIt turns out Cecil is a rather mysterious characterMy 8-year-old daughter made a mailbox and asked me to write letters to her. Of course, I couldn’t be normal about it. My wife wrote notes like “I love you!” and “Hope you have a great day!”I took a different approach. Letter text: Hi there, Do you know where my friend Cecil went? I haven’t seen him in ages! Let me know. Cecil is not a new creation.

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