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Ariane Sherine

London

Writer and Journalist at Freelance

Writer, journalist, author, photographer. Pop star as @arianexmusic. Debut solo electropop album BETTER out now. Girlfriend of @adamjuniper. ❤️

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  • 1 week ago | arianesherine.substack.com | Ariane Sherine

    I was at the top of an escalator last year when I was thrown forward. Someone pressed the ‘emergency stop’ button and the machinery stopped very suddenly, jolting me. Thankfully, I was going up the escalator - but had I been going down, I could have tumbled head first 20 metres. Now, I’m the first to admit I’m a scaredy-cat. I have two anxiety disorders, including generalised anxiety disorder, which means I am scared of everything.

  • 2 weeks ago | arianesherine.substack.com | Ariane Sherine

    My beautiful badass daughter turned 14 on Friday. When, at the age of 5, her class were asked by their teacher to explain what made them special individually, she replied, ‘I am special because I almost wasn’t born.’She’s a tough little fighter, but she shouldn’t have had to be. So here is the story of her birth - at least, the details I can remember, because it was 14 years ago. Much as I support the NHS, the care they gave me during my pregnancy was woefully inadequate.

  • 3 weeks ago | arianesherine.substack.com | Ariane Sherine

    Early last year, I began writing poetry for the first time. To start with, it was to submit to competitions, but I only managed to get one poem featured in an anthology. I realised, however, that writing poems was deeply cathartic: it allowed me to express all the hurt and pain I had carried with me for years. Here is the poem which made it into the anthology, a lament about my childhood:REGRETIf I had known you were struggling, perhaps I would have been kinder.

  • 1 month ago | arianesherine.substack.com | Ariane Sherine

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  • 1 month ago | arianesherine.substack.com | Ariane Sherine

    You’re like, ‘Yeah right, Sherine, sure you sleep half the time. This is an exaggeration, isn’t it?’Well yes, but only slightly. Look at this chart from Apple Health showing my sleep duration for the last six months of last year:Hey, at least I get up before 10am. But I also sleep before 10pm sometimes. Hypersomnia is an affliction, and one I’d really like to be rid of, but that would probably mean dying, which is never a good solution. But y’know, it could be worse.

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Ariane Sherine
Ariane Sherine @ArianeSherine
23 Apr 25

'READ MY POETRY!' I don't want to read your poetry, Ari. 'IT'S GOOD!' But I don't like poetry. 'YOU'LL LIKE THIS, IT MADE IT INTO AN ANTHOLOGY.' I probably won't. 'IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, I'LL REFUND YOUR MONEY.' How much does it cost to read? 'IT'S FREE!' https://t.co/pXXNGjaa1o https://t.co/i3GgccQ2CL

Ariane Sherine
Ariane Sherine @ArianeSherine
23 Apr 25

Bit of a racy question for an IRS filing service! Boyfriend: 'I guess it's better than "What was the name of the person you first grabbed by the pussy?"' https://t.co/dwXZcXa7iN

Ariane Sherine
Ariane Sherine @ArianeSherine
23 Apr 25

RT @thejohnfleming: @ArianeSherine That’s an old IRS form. The new Trump IRS one tries to catch you out with: “What was the first gender of…