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Nov 1, 2024 | 
theaggie.org | Audrey D. Zhang
An interview with the devilBy AUDREY ZHANG – [email protected] hundred voices cried out in agony. Ash blackened the sky. Sulfur steam burned animals alive as they fled ground zero of the apocalypse, and with a roar the Demon King ripped the earth asunder right in the middle of a haunted house. “Wow, they really went all out on the special effects this year,” a passerby remarked.
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Oct 23, 2024 | 
theaggie.org | Audrey D. Zhang
Is this wheelie happening?!By AUDREY ZHANG – [email protected] used to be a beloved pastime is now in danger of dying out. Seniors armed with drinking helmets and air horns camped outside of the Silo roundabout on the first day of the quarter were left disappointed as they were denied the show they rightly deserved. Angry murmurs grew louder as rush hour came and went. Someone threw their party hat down in disgust. Against all common decency, bike traffic went smoothly.
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Oct 7, 2024 | 
theaggie.org | Audrey D. Zhang
Sign now!By AUDREY ZHANG – [email protected] was the last time you’ve been inside a monument to human engineering? When was the last time you saw colors that clashed so horribly they made the presidential debate look like a loving embrace? When have we as a society lost our sense of whimsy? Ever since the dawn of history, people have longed to touch the sky. Babylon. The Wright brothers. Jeff Bezos trying to get all of the billionaires off of the planet.
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Jun 3, 2024 | 
agsjournals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com | Juliessa M. Pavon |Audrey D. Zhang |Laura Fish |Margaret Falkovic
CONFLICT OF INTEREST STATEMENT The authors have no conflicts of interest. Supporting Information Filename Description jgs19011-sup-0001-supinfo.pdfPDF document, 337.1 KB Supplementary Table S1. COREQ (COnsolidated criteria for REporting Qualitative research) checklist. Supplementary Text S2. Additional detail on methods. Supplementary Text S3. Interview guide for hospitalized patients. Supplementary Text S4. Interview guide for hospital providers. Supplementary Text S5.
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May 22, 2024 | 
theaggie.org | Audrey D. Zhang
Audrey’s guide to the critters on campusBy AUDREY ZHANG — [email protected] first time I came to UC Davis, a turkey blocked my path to the information center. I looked into its eyes. In them, I saw rage, a brutal tragic past and a thirst for first-year blood. I saw my death. But there is nothing to be afraid of. UC Davis is full of wonderful animals and they have all only hurt me a little bit.
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May 14, 2024 | 
theaggie.org | Audrey D. Zhang
To the man listening to music without headphonesBy AUDREY ZHANG — [email protected] fell for you at first sound. The moment I saw you, ears bared, open to listening to all the world, especially to your music speaker; I could think of no other. Not even the man taking phone calls in the quiet section of the library made my face flush so red or my heart beat so fast. Tell me why it ain’t nothing but a heartache. Tell me why it ain’t nothing but a mistake.
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May 9, 2024 | 
theaggie.org | Audrey D. Zhang
One of us is a lethal weapon of mass destruction and the other is GodzillaBy AUDREY ZHANG — [email protected] know what you’re thinking. How can a stunning, six-foot-five, cancer-curing college bombshell ever compete with the one cool thing that came out of nuclear armageddon? She doesn’t have a chance. And you’d be right, because that woman isn’t me. I somehow managed to pull a muscle getting out of bed this morning, but I’d still be able to make Godzilla run crying back to his underwater home.
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Feb 26, 2024 | 
theaggie.org | Audrey D. Zhang
Is this salt or sugar? By AUDREY ZHANG – [email protected] know it. You know it. We’re broke college students and, even worse, mediocre cooks. Don’t sweat it. Here are several easy recipes that even the most hopeless beginner could make. You won’t be impressing Gordon Ramsay anytime soon, but at least you won’t starve. This can be microwaved, right? Ingredients: one styrofoam cup, two boiled eggs, three sheets of aluminum foilStep 1: Do not consult the internet.
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Feb 20, 2024 | 
theaggie.org | Audrey D. Zhang
Are you alive, human and reading this right now? Egads, she’s done it again!By AUDREY ZHANG — [email protected] horoscope reader Hocus Bogus has released her monthly predictions to her loyal followers. All she asks is that you only look at your own zodiac sign reading. Do not read anything else. Cancer: You’re probably human. As most people are, this is a very safe claim to make. Taurus: You have likely felt emotions at some point in your life.
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Feb 9, 2024 | 
theaggie.org | Audrey D. Zhang
I know what you are — say it!By AUDREY ZHANG – [email protected] those afraid of the creatures that stalk the night, I have composed a surefire list to figure out whether you are actually talking to Edward Cullen –– except, unlike Bella, you don’t smell good and are probably just dinner. On a scale of one to 10, I have ranked how likely you need Van Helsing on call depending on the suspected vampire’s major. Engineering: They never seem to sleep. 10/10.
