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Jan 15, 2025 | 
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Elon Musk Avoids SEC Lawsuit By Becoming Member Of Congress U.S. · Jan 15, 2025 · BabylonBee.com Anna Moneymaker, shutterstock.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — Elon Musk has outwitted the Security and Exchange Commission, forcing them to drop all legal disputes by simply becoming a member of Congress.
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Jan 14, 2025 | 
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Jan 14, 2025 | 
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Free RepublicBrowse · SearchGeneral/ChatTopics · Post ArticleSkip to comments. Jill Biden Prepares For Final Week As PresidentBabylon Bee ^Posted on by RoosterReduxWith the inauguration of President-elect Donald Trump set to take place next Monday, White House insiders revealed that the mood was somber as Jill Biden prepared for her final week as president.
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Jan 12, 2025 | 
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We support our Publishers and Content Creators. You can view this story on their website by CLICKING HERE. LOS ANGELES, CA — In what many are already calling a modern-day miracle, the city of Los Angeles was saved after Meghan Markle arrived in the city and began standing around wearing a cap. Residents breathed a sigh of relief as soon as they witnessed Markle aimlessly walking around in a Dodgers cap, knowing the fires could no longer touch them.
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Jan 11, 2025 | 
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We support our Publishers and Content Creators. You can view this story on their website by CLICKING HERE. WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Kamala Harris continued to get the worst of the exchanges as a heated argument with a talking cactus toy entered its third hour this afternoon. The cactus seemed to have an immediate retort for everything the Vice President said, confounding Harris’ intellect as she steadily lost control of the dispute.
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Jan 11, 2025 | 
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We support our Publishers and Content Creators. You can view this story on their website by CLICKING HERE. SACRAMENTO, CA — With Governor Gavin Newsom facing withering criticism over his preparations for wildfires, the Delta Smelt Fish Association hosted a press conference to reiterate their support for the Governor. The fish expressed total support for the Governor’s decision to allow millions of gallons of rainwater to give them more room to swim, as opposed to collecting it to put out fires.
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Jan 11, 2025 | 
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We support our Publishers and Content Creators. You can view this story on their website by CLICKING HERE. MANHATTAN, NY — In another disgusting display of judicial activism, progressive judge Juan Merchan released a man convicted of 34 felonies right back onto the streets of New York. Instead of handing out jail time, Merchan simply released the felon back into civil society, with no conditions whatsoever. “The justice system is completely broken,” said local man Roger Timmons.
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Jan 10, 2025 | 
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Jan 10, 2025 | 
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We support our Publishers and Content Creators. You can view this story on their website by CLICKING HERE. The Ark Encounter continues to be a hot spot for tourists across the country, but creator Ken Ham is reportedly looking at adding a number of new attractions to freshen up the experience for visitors. As expected, Ham has taken his inspiration straight from the Bible.
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Jan 10, 2025 | 
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Free RepublicBrowse · SearchGeneral/ChatTopics · Post ArticleSkip to comments. Newsom Reassures Fire Victims He’ll Be Prepared Next Time, Now That He Knows Water Is Useful In Fighting FiresBabylon Bee ^ | January 10, 2025 | staffPosted on by MorganaSACRAMENTO, CA — As wildfires continued to spread destruction across large swathes of California, Governor Gavin Newsom reassured victims of the fires that he'll be more prepared next time now that he knows water is useful in fighting fires.
