Betchiest Moves

Jan 18, 2024 | betches.com | Abbey Westlin |Morgan Mandriota |Maria Del Russo |Betchiest Moves

On the spectrum of girlhood, I would consider Valentine’s Day the queen of feminine holidays — because who are we kidding, the holiday isn’t about love and romance it’s about putting on a cute Valentine’s Day outfit (for me, and no one else) and shopping for the best gifts in the Anthropologie Valentine’s Day collection (again, for me). I mean, have you seen their new arrivals?

Jan 18, 2024 | betches.com | Morgan Mandriota |Maria Del Russo |Betchiest Moves |Emma Sharpe

Do you experience pain and discomfort from penetrative sex? Not a fan of the Great American Challenge or other forms of silicone dicks? Got a partner who sucks at pleasing you or you just want to turn the fun up a notch? If you answered “yes” to any or all of those questions, you’re not alone! Thankfully there are heroes out there to save the day, bless their souls. Their names?

Jan 18, 2024 | betches.com | Maria Del Russo |Betchiest Moves |Emma Sharpe |Melanie Whyte

Have you ever felt like you were meant to exist on the Internet at the exact moment a trend is taking off? That’s exactly what I’ve been thinking since I saw the mob wife aesthetic trending on TikTok. No trend has ever encapsulated my vibe so fully — I truly feel hashtagblessed.

Jan 18, 2024 | betches.com | Maria Del Russo |Betchiest Moves |Emma Sharpe |Melanie Whyte

In partnership with Generation Tux. My sweet + sexy fiancé (omg!!!!!!!!):Good morning!!! Welcome to the first day of the rest of our lives <3. I can’t believe that you were able to get the permits for the fireworks display I not-so-subtly demanded be part of our engagement.

Jan 17, 2024 | betches.com | Emma Sharpe |Melanie Whyte |Stephanie Perlman |Betchiest Moves

If Santa didn’t bring you a Dyson Airwrap for Christmas, fear not, because with a little bit of patience, we’ve been given the greatest gift of all — a new season of Peacock’s The Traitors, this time with an all-celeb chaos cast. Luckily, unlike last season’s whiny normies who couldn’t comprehend the literal point of a game *called* The Traitors and cried about how betrayed they felt, this year’s jaded, seasoned, 40+ crowd is actually here to play.