Billy Frierson

If they can’t play a board game with you, ...

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The new @perfumegenius slaps. Do set me on fire immediately, thanks.

I’ve always considered the map of the USA as a brontosaurus with a big butt.

Reading a pandemic novel during a pandemic is my preferred method of self-flagellation. https://t.co/nUQvye3F4u

Now that New Rochelle is so in the news, am I the only person who hears “...that’s the place where the mansion will be...” in my head after every mention?

the body / the face https://t.co/7S0y2v8Iwh

When I’m at my boiling point, there’s nothing like a martini to stop me from seeing red. https://t.co/vPcAXuvco0

Oogie Boogie (Nightmare Before Christmas) and Audrey II (Little Shop of Horrors) have the same energy.

Jimmy Scott’s rendition of ‘On Broadway’ is the definition of making a standard your own.

Jenni-purr Hudson

Just slip out the back, Jack.

⁉️Someone left my cake out...in the rain...⁉️

I vigorously rubbed a pork loin with garlic paste more than four days ago and my fingers still smell.

My year in review playlist is the clearest indicator yet of the total devolution of my taste from highly curated and discerning to utter pop bubblegum.

Aaron Burr should have been president.

Troye Sivan’s *Dance To This* video bears an uncanny resemblance to The Knife’s *Pass This On* video (2003). 🤔 https://t.co/LXczLrdEpo