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Billy Masters

Columnist at Freelance

Comedian, columnist, host, bon vivant, raconteur

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  • 1 week ago | baywindows.com | Billy Masters

    "As I got older, I lost my virginity to both a boy and a girl within six months. And I liked both of those experiences." - Kevin McHale shares tales of his sexual awakening. By the by, he is currently in London appearing in Sondheim's "The Frogs" at the Southwark Playhouse through June 28th. Who he'll sleep with there remains to be seen. In terms of theatre, the Brits have it all over us—and I'm not just saying that because they serve ice cream. It's because their theatre tickets are affordable.

  • 3 weeks ago | baywindows.com | Billy Masters

    "Today, he opened to the world. To me, he opened 50 years ago."—Diane von Fürstenberg's response to Barry Diller's tell-all. I'm not exactly sure, but I think she just called him a bottom. You know I hate to complain. But what the hell kinda conclave was that? My God, the movie was longer (or maybe it just seemed longer). Anyway, we have a new Pope—Leo XIV. Didya know the new pope watched the film "Conclave" before going into the actual conclave? At least that's what his brother told the press.

  • 1 month ago | baywindows.com | Billy Masters

    "What in the faggotry are you talking about?"—Gayle King quotes a Matteo Lane joke to his face. While many people have their panties in a bunch over Gayle's use of the word "faggotry", Matteo gets the last word. "I love you Gayle King". Détente. That was the word Patti LuPone used when she reunited with Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber at the 2018 Grammys. Maybe it's something about New York City, because another notable détente just took place there—this one between Sir Elton John and Madonna.

  • 2 months ago | baywindows.com | Billy Masters

    "Thank you, Madame Chair." Representative Sarah McBride's response when the Chair for the House Foreign Affairs subcommittee, Keith Self, referred to her as "Representative from Delaware Mr. McBride." Sarah may have been willing to move on, but Rep. Bill Keating from Massachusetts interjected: "Mr. Chairman, have you no decency?" He added, "You will not continue it with me unless you introduce a duly elected representative the right way." With that, the hearing came to an end.

  • Mar 6, 2025 | baywindows.com | Billy Masters

    "I am thrilled to accept the Razzie award in so many important categories for @megalopolisfilm, and for the distinctive honor of being nominated as the worst director, worst screenplay, and worst picture at a time when so few have the courage to go against the prevailing trends of contemporary moviemaking!"- Francis Ford Coppola begins his Razzie acceptance speech via Instagram. Of course, one can rebound from a Razzie. Pamela Anderson was named Razzie Redeemer for "The Last Showgirl".

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