Bjorn Karlman

California

Swedish. Multilingual. International Communication & Fundraising Expert. Passionate about savvy, global do-gooding. Seeks to live generously. Blogger. Speaker.

Featured in: Favicon

atoday.org

Articles

SATIRE: Michigan Conference Bans Sex on Sabbath, Says It’s Work

2 weeks ago | atoday.org | Bjorn Karlman

AT Lite ban, Happy Sabbath, sex, work LANSING, Mich. — Never a conference to shy away from taking a hard line on controversial issues, the Michigan Conference has officially banned sex on Sabbath among its membership.
SATIRE: Hot Adventist Excels at Missionary Dating

2 weeks ago | atoday.org | Bjorn Karlman

AT Lite flirt to convert, missionary dating, yoking SPLASH, FL — Unimpressed with the available singles at church, local Adventist Hannah has taken up missionary dating and suddenly every single unbeliever in town is eager to learn more about her faith.
SATIRE: Marriage Ceremony Delayed-Bride’s Ex-Husband Still to Issue Official Adultery Notification

4 weeks ago | atoday.org | Bjorn Karlman

AT Lite adultery, divorce, remarriage, requirements, rethink In a development that has left the entire church board on the edge of their folding chairs, the much-anticipated remarriage of Sister Abigail was postponed this Sabbath after her ex-husband, Brother Leonard, reported that he has yet to print off the official “Notification of Adultery” required by longstanding Adventist policy. Church policy insists that only the “innocent party” in a divorce—defined as the one whose spouse has...
SATIRE: Adventist’s Attempts at Seducing Wife with Song of Solomon End With Night on Couch

1 month ago | atoday.org | Bjorn Karlman

AT Lite couch, disaster, seduction, song of solomon BATTLE CREEK, Mich.
SATIRE: Security Experts Warn Adventists to Stop Using 1844 for Their PIN Numbers

1 month ago | atoday.org | Bjorn Karlman

AT Lite 1844, PIN, security SECURITY UPDATESILVER SPRING, Md. — Security experts at Adventist Risk Management have warned Adventists using 1844 as their PIN number that they are exposing themselves to huge risks.
SATIRE: Wilson Blames Bankruptcy of Loma Linda Foods on The Shaking

1 month ago | atoday.org | Bjorn Karlman

AT Lite Atlantic Foods, Loma Linda foods, the shaking In a statement released from his office surrounded by a curated selection of unopened Loma Linda Big Franks cans, GC President Ted Wilson addressed the recent bankruptcy of the parent company of iconic Adventist food brand, Loma Linda Foods, by attributing the closure to “the shaking”.
SATIRE: Adventist Single Swears She’s “Totally Content” - Has Wedding Playlist Ready Just in Case

1 month ago | atoday.org | Bjorn Karlman

AT Lite content, gift of singleness, single, waiting BINFIELD, UK – Local Adventist single Sarah M., 29, has once again assured her Sabbath School class that she is “totally content” with her single status-even as her Spotify “Wedding Bangers” playlist quietly grew by another 12 tracks this week.
SATIRE: GC Warns First American Pope to Move Super Bowl Sunday to Saturday so Adventists Can’t Watch

1 month ago | atoday.org | Bjorn Karlman

AT Lite pope, Saturday, sunday, Super Bowl The General Conference has warned that Pope Leo XIV, the first American pope, is allegedly plotting to shift Super Bowl Sunday to Saturday as a direct attack on Sabbath-keeping Adventists.
SATIRE: Loma Linda Adventists Greatly Disappointed: “Cloud the Size of a Hand” Just LA Smog

1 month ago | atoday.org | Bjorn Karlman

AT Lite False alarm, hand-sized cloud, trumpet LOMA LINDA, CA – Excitement swept through the Loma Linda Adventist community yesterday as word spread of a mysterious “cloud the size of a man’s hand” rising in the east.
SATIRE: Local Adventist Claims Vegetarian Diet Produces ‘Holier Emissions’

1 month ago | atoday.org | Bjorn Karlman

AT Lite Body Temple, vegetarian Local Adventist health enthusiast, Gus Beanz, has declared that his vegetarian diet produces what he calls “holier emissions.”“It’s simple really,” Beanz explained, barely containing his excitement.

Contact details

Emails

[email protected]

Socials & Sites

Try JournoFinder For Free

Search and contact over 1M+ journalist profiles, browse 100M+ articles, and unlock powerful PR tools.

Start Your 7-Day Free Trial →

Coverage map

X (formerly Twitter)

Followers: 341
Tweets: 1K
DMs Open: No

Bjorn Karlman @culturemutt

11 Nov 14

Soaring toiletry costs panic Adventist families as Soap Craft Pathfinder honor makes comeback http://t.co/nPH5DXoKpi

Bjorn Karlman @culturemutt

20 Oct 14

9 ways to afford international travel in the next 12 months http://t.co/j6KT8nZkaW

Bjorn Karlman @culturemutt

17 Oct 14

Get the biggest mortgage you can and spend the rest of your life regretting it http://t.co/M6hitK3S80

Bjorn Karlman

Articles

SATIRE: Michigan Conference Bans Sex on Sabbath, Says It’s Work

SATIRE: Hot Adventist Excels at Missionary Dating

SATIRE: Marriage Ceremony Delayed-Bride’s Ex-Husband Still to Issue Official Adultery Notification

SATIRE: Adventist’s Attempts at Seducing Wife with Song of Solomon End With Night on Couch

SATIRE: Security Experts Warn Adventists to Stop Using 1844 for Their PIN Numbers

SATIRE: Wilson Blames Bankruptcy of Loma Linda Foods on The Shaking

SATIRE: Adventist Single Swears She’s “Totally Content” - Has Wedding Playlist Ready Just in Case

SATIRE: GC Warns First American Pope to Move Super Bowl Sunday to Saturday so Adventists Can’t Watch

SATIRE: Loma Linda Adventists Greatly Disappointed: “Cloud the Size of a Hand” Just LA Smog

SATIRE: Local Adventist Claims Vegetarian Diet Produces ‘Holier Emissions’

Contact details

Emails

Socials & Sites

Coverage map

X (formerly Twitter)