Blanche Schaefer

RT @OrganizerMemes: I’m cackling https://t.co/lNbEa3bpZt

RT @SamuelSaulsbury: The guy with the worst grades should get to give a graduation speech too. Let me hear both sides

RT @LonghornNetwork: Wow, @UTAustin 😲 https://t.co/Ef3xQiNP5z

RT @tommybayertime: Finding $15 sitting in my Venmo balance and treating it like it’s my offshore bank account

RT @FrogandToadbot: 'After I put on my bathing suit, you must not look at me until I get into the water.' 'Why not?' asked Frog. 'Bec…

RT @emmabo: i just need people to understand that before cell phones we had to call landlines and your friend's parents would answer and YO…

RT @TexasTribune: The Uvalde Consolidated Independent School District created a bank account where people can send funds directly to shoot…

RT @laurenboebert: You cannot legislate away evil.

RT @imthatgirlpam: If gas really surges to $6 a gallon, I feel like it’s unethical to require people to go into the office 5x a week

RT @weirdlilguys: https://t.co/ihzK5nBLgG

RT @caitiedelaney: I’ve become the type of bitch who is invigorated by the scent of a hot cup of coffee while gazing out the kitchen window…

RT @_RobertSchultz: A guy my age was telling me how happy he was that his wife just gave birth to their fourth child then was like “sorry,…

RT @LQ_Ponygirl: “You’re doing all this by yourself?” “Yep” “Aren’t you wore out??” “Yep”

RT @rachelslathar: my love language is handmade bits & tack, and boy am I good at self love

RT @DrakeGatsby: My heart absolutely beating out of my chest as I send the most mildly confrontational message that’s ever been written

RT @hotbitchintech: There’s owning a horse and then there’s owning a performance horse and really the big difference between the two is tha…