Blythe Chadim

Colleyville

Network TV Features Writer at Collider

Geriatric Millennial Toddler Mom (and dog mom), Bibliophile, Storyteller

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Five Arts & Culture Events: April 3-10

3 weeks ago | southlakestyle.com | Blythe Chadim

From jazz wine trains and festivals to car shows, there's lots to explore around the area this weekend. Here are five arts and culture events not to miss out on: CITY OF COLLEYVILLE ANNUAL CAR SHOW APRIL 5 | COLLEYVILLE CITY HALL | Colleyville’s Annual Car Show is rolling into town, bringing a morning of classic cars, music and family fun. Set in the south parking lot of Colleyville City Hall, this free event welcomes car enthusiasts of all ages—pups included.
Five Arts & Culture Events: March 20-27

1 month ago | southlakestyle.com | Blythe Chadim

It's official: spring is back! If this week's cultural offerings are any indication, things are heating up quickly. We've rounded up some stellar family-friendly options this weekend to start the season out right: BACK TO THE FUTURE - THE MUSICAL MARCH 18 - 30 MUSIC HALL AT FAIR PARK | This adored 80s movie, now turned Broadway spectacle, is lighting up DFW with all the retro vibes of the big-screen classic.
Five Arts & Culture Events: March 13-19

1 month ago | southlakestyle.com | Blythe Chadim

Get out your green - St. Paddy's Day is here! The celebrations are already ramping up, begging you to eat, drink & dance with the whole family. Here are some of our top picks: KISS ME I’M IRISH EXPRESS MARCH 14 GRAPEVINE VINTAGE RAILROAD | All aboard the Grapevine Vintage Railroad for an evening of festive Irish fun. This two-hour train ride features Irish-themed food, a souvenir glass of complementary Texas craft beer and lively Irish folk music.
A Day in the Life of Quarth, Bringer of Tantrums (AKA: Your Threenager)

1 month ago | medium.com | Blythe Chadim

Humor | SatireIt’s a good thing they’re cuteBlythe Chadim·FollowPublished inFrazzled·4 min read·--Photo by Tara Winstead on Pexels6:30 AM: Threenager is violently pulled from the deepest reaches of sleep into the light of a thousand suns (or the bedside lamp), resulting in angry grunts and kicks, the likes of which you’ve never seen (except for yesterday, and the day before that, for as long as you can remember).
Five Arts & Culture Events: March 6-12

1 month ago | southlakestyle.com | Blythe Chadim

St. Paddy's Day is almost upon us, and the celebrations are already ramping up. From go-for-the-green runs to concerts to model train expos, this weekend is full fun for the whole family. Here are some you won't want to miss: TRAIN-A-PALOOZA MODEL TRAIN SHOW MARCH 8 & 9 GRAPEVINE CONVENTION CENTER | Train-A-Palooza is back for its 11th year, wowing train enthusiasts of all ages. With 14,000 sq.ft.
Screw the Price of Eggs, Let’s Rebrand the Gulf of Mexico!

2 months ago | medium.com | Blythe Chadim

Because it’s time to focus on what really matters. Blythe Chadim·Follow2 min read·--Photo by Pixabay on Pexels. 1. The Gulf Formerly Known as Mexico2. Gulf of Maybe if You Pulled Yourself Up by Your Bootstraps, You Could Afford a House (And Eggs)3. Gulf of Deporting Tired, Poor, Huddled Masses Yearning to Breathe Free Back to Wherever the Hell They Came From4. Gulf of Tech Bros and Corporate Hoes, Brought to You by Google Maps5. Gulf of DEI — Out! [Mediocre Cis-White-Male] Meritocracy — In!6.
I Nearly Died (From Embarrassment) on My Honeymoon

2 months ago | medium.com | Blythe Chadim

But now, I’m laughing humiliation in the face, and I invite you to laugh with me. Blythe Chadim·FollowPublished inAge of Empathy·9 min read·--Sunrise Koh Yao Noi, Thailand — Photo by Zach ChadimEmbarrassment can ruin a good time. One moment, you’re joking with your friends, and the next, you’re running to the bathroom to throw out your underwear and check that your white shorts are still, in fact, white.
Confessions of the Not-Dead Tapeworm in RFK Jr.’s Brain

2 months ago | thebelladonnacomedy.com | Blythe Chadim

If I had any backbone at all, I’d kamikaze my way to Jr.’s brain stem and end all our pain, but I don’t. OK, so look, I know everyone thought I was dead, including my host, but the truth is my living conditions were less than optimal, so I figured faking my death would be easier than munching on sub-par brain matter while Jr. figured out how to be a Kennedy. Turns out the only thing he has in common with his dad and uncle is that he’s also missing a chunk of brain.
Going Off-Trail

Nov 7, 2024 | close2thebone.co.uk | Blythe Chadim

I’m being watched. I can sense it. Not just watched. Stalked. +++++I feel my pulse quicken. A wave of anxiety comes over me. My clammy palms make the fleece lining of my gloves wet with perspiration. My breathing is heavy from hiking uphill. The expired contents of my lungs hang in the cold air like a cloud of billowing smoke rising from a campfire. I can’t slow my breath; I’m too nervous. My chest feels tight like someone is squeezing the life out of me.
The ‘Full House’ and ‘Family Matters’ Crossover Episode That Time Forgot

Mar 3, 2024 | newsbreak.com | Blythe Chadim

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