Bob Grimm

RT @mrbobodenkirk: Back to work on Better Call Saul! So happy to be here and living this specific life surrounded by such good people. BT…

Yep!

Stephen King @StephenKing

One of the best days of my life.

Trump is out golfing at the moment...he just sliced like Judge Smails in Caddyshack.

The Commission has agreed to let Pence debate without plexiglass. Instead, they are building him a treehouse and giving him a blue ball to play with. Additionally, if he doesn't interrupt all of the time like his mean old daddy did, he gets a bowl of his favorite ice cream!

I'm surprised Pence doesn't want the plexiglass barrier at the debate because of that whole "never wanting to be alone with a woman other than his wife" thing. Kamala is totally going to have a straight shot at making out with him now.

Oh, just wear the mask and quit foaming at the mouth and causing crap. It's courteous and, trust me, nobody wants to see your goofy, angry, don't-tell-me-what-to-do face.

I don't care how bad this thing gets...I will not eat canned peas or green beans under any circumstance. That shit is just wrong.

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I hope we don't wreck the planet and have to move off of it and all that because, judging by those new pictures, Mars looks like a real shithole.

Hey Chris Pine and Chris Hemsworth...take your little pay cut and go make Star Trek 4. You can live with 11 bajillion dollars as opposed to seventeen bilionostomy dollars. I want my Trek movie, you selfish bastards! And yes, I see the irony in this Tweet.

So, I don't drink much at all, but after I hit 50, I started drinking bourbon a little bit. Future plan: When I hit 60, I'm shooting heroin! Oh, yeah!!!

The Empire State Building is 87 years old. I have a crippling fear that in 13 years, like most things that are 100 years old, it's going to fall down.

Okay, Kyle MacLachlan lost so I hate the Golden Globes again.

Rockwell and Franco winners on the same night. I'm starting to like the Golden Globes.

Kind of alarming that members of Trump administration are defending the President by citing, above all things, his reality TV chops.

As you read this post, thousands of stand up comics are scouring their sets, eliminating jerk-off jokes and replacing them with rumination about imitation butter spreads in the organic food section.

Hearing Anthony Hopkins saying "Optimus Prime has left us" during the new Transformers trailer makes me sad for all of the wrong reasons.