Bobby Mars

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Meet U-M Law’s New Playboy Bunny

2 weeks ago | enjoyer.com | Bobby Mars

The University of Michigan Law School, ranked No. 8 in the country, caused a bit of a stir in the law school admissions world this week with their newest accepted student. Meet Emily, aka hotblockchain, a Playboy Bunny with millions of followers—and potentially your future lawyer. Emily has an expansive social media presence—2.4 million on TikTok, 1 million and change on Instagram. She’s a self-professed influencer, but more properly, she’s an erotic model and a college student at Carnegie Mellon.
Chemtrails Are Probably Something to Worry About

2 weeks ago | enjoyer.com | Bobby Mars

State Rep. Josh Shriver recently introduced a bill to ban chemtrails in the state of Michigan. Chemtrails are a controversial topic, and he was quickly denounced by many in the media as a conspiracy theorist peddling unfounded accusations. Here’s the thing about chemtrails, and “conspiracy theories” in general—they may or may not be real, but they stem from an institutional distrust that is completely legitimate. Theories about chemtrails are over a decade old.
When Did Canada Stop Being Canadian?

3 weeks ago | enjoyer.com | Bobby Mars

I’ve spent most of my life in Michigan, the state I keep ending up in, and Western New York, where I grew up. Since I first left to attend U-M in 2010, I’ve traveled between Michigan and my little hometown near Buffalo dozens of times, always crossing the abyssal plain of Southern Ontario to save a few hours (and to avoid Ohio). Through these trips, I’ve watched that part of Canada change and develop over time. Canada isn’t Canadian anymore. It’s been replaced.
Forget Hollywood, Holland Actually Is the Best Place on Earth

4 weeks ago | enjoyer.com | Bobby Mars

“Holland,” a 2025 mystery-thriller film set in the quaint West Michigan town, released on Amazon Prime Video this week. Starring Nicole Kidman, produced by Amazon MGM, and directed by Mimi Cave, the film was partially filmed on-location in Holland in 2023. Recognizable locations include Holland’s famous windmill and a few blocks of downtown. It opens with this: “Every day I get to wake up in the best place on earth, Holland, Michigan.”Residents were ecstatic when the film was announced.
We Can't End DEI Without Coming After the Endowments

1 month ago | enjoyer.com | Bobby Mars

President Trump declared war on DEI almost immediately upon taking office, with a slew of executive orders classifying DEI programs as illegal discrimination. This was a broadside against higher education, a declaration of war against decades of leftward ideological creep in American academia. Sadly, it won’t be enough to make a difference long term. It’s time to discuss seizing the university endowments. It’s time to consider a total moratorium on federal student aid.
Dating Apps Are the Worst Way to Find Love

1 month ago | enjoyer.com | Bobby Mars

A Hinge date in West Michigan—we met for drinks at a fancy rooftop bar in downtown Grand Rapids. She, a blonde business executive, a bonafide girlboss. I, a young professor, living in a new town far from home. She ordered an espresso martini, I ordered a Manhattan. We made small talk for half an hour and ordered a second round. It went down fast. I paid the $80 tab, and we left. We hugged in the lobby and said we had fun.
The Worst Night of the Year Is Upon Us

1 month ago | enjoyer.com | Bobby Mars

Once again, we head into the worst weekend of the year. The night we lose an hour to the madness of Daylight Saving Time. The clock shifts an hour ahead and leaves the entire country sleep deprived and addled for the next week as our circadian rhythms struggle to acclimate. Does anyone like waking up an hour earlier? Who still believes in this farce? President Donald Trump sure doesn’t. He campaigned on ending Daylight Saving Time. Well, he posted about stopping it once, at least.
Small-Town Michigan Was Dying, Then the Millennials Moved in

1 month ago | enjoyer.com | Bobby Mars

DeWitt — Can you feel it? The wind is different in small-town Michigan these days. Tamped down by new small-scale high rises, three-story apartment buildings with shops on the ground floor. The scent of fresh pour-over coffee hangs in the air. Wine bars, fine dining, bakeries, and dessert shops, all a quarter of a mile away from cow pastures. Small-town Michigan is changing, as the hipster tastes of a decade ago filter out across the Midwest. Mostly for the better, though sometimes for the worse.
Rural Solar Panels Are Already a Plague

2 months ago | enjoyer.com | Bobby Mars

The Michigan Department of Natural Resources took tremendous heat recently for a decision to cut down 400 acres of state-owned forest and replace it with a solar farm. The pushback was so intense that they backpedaled and reversed the decision, now promising that no DNR land will be used for solar panels. That’s a welcome decision, but it doesn’t change the reality—solar panels are now everywhere in rural Michigan. Thanks to a 2019 decision by Gov.
I Bought Acid on the Silk Road, But Got Bitcoin Instead

2 months ago | enjoyer.com | Bobby Mars

I don’t remember where I first heard about the Silk Road or Bitcoin. What I remember is that my college buddies and I were in Ann Arbor for the summer in 2012, and we wanted to drop acid for the second time. Our prior hook up was gone, and rumors abounded of this mysterious site where you could order anything online. The Silk Road was an elegant site, not hard to find or use—though your goods might not show up. I was the tech savvy one, having practically grown up on 4chan.