Boris Veldhuijzen van Zanten

How much would it be if you could have any amount transferred to your bank account tomorrow (tax-free)? One caveat: the amount will be public. All your friends, family, and strangers will know about your newly found money. Which amount would you pick?

RT @emieljanson: 📣 We're hiring a back-end (ruby) engineer 🌍 Distributed · 💶 €80-120k & stock options 5K referral fee https://t.co/N0HseE…

RT @iamjonjackson: @themarcba Check out what @boris did 😝 https://t.co/qqRbJPtnrW

I have neighbors that make love very loud. They don’t just moan but scream when they’re into it. One of my other neighbors had enough apparently and shouted “stop the fucking noise” Then I heard him laugh at his own unintentional joke. (They did not stop the fucking noise)

How come if you want to see all the books by an author at Amazon it shows you the same books in all the languages there are? That’s so incredibly inconvenient…

Meetings suck -> put it in an email Emails suck -> let’s put it in a shared document Shared documents suck -> let’s just quickly meet so we can decide on stuff No wait, meetings suck!

Techmeme @Techmeme

Memo: Shopify cancels all recurring meetings with over two people "in perpetuity" and encourages staff to decline invitations, leave big group chats, and more (@bizboyle / Bloomberg) https://t.co/w0DI3OKsoz https://t.co/Cjmw4lzxnz

Is this a sign that it is time for me to start an OF? Because I haven’t even started and already the losses are substantial: https://t.co/qGJW44e2KC

A plot twist more unexpected than Glass Onion…

Obviously I’m against fur, but every time I see this photo I kinda wish I could wear this coat…

Watch me talk about the future of tech design and subtly promote a cool company I’m a shareholder in (got caught): https://t.co/8jtNAuAQbo

So many people say stupid things, and you'll be tempted to explain how insanely ridiculous it is, but you don't even know where to start. So what would be a good GIF for that? https://t.co/bAWnGqPbvO

I assume that when the poll ends Twitter goes down and that will be the end of it?

Elon Musk @elonmusk

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

I’m my own sugar daddy.

RT @JonErlichman: Most popular mobile operating systems from 2000-2020: https://t.co/YJBkyxgp3D