Brad Waters

Jun 17, 2024 | theaustralian.com.au | Brendan Bradford |Martin Gabor |Brad Waters |Jon Ralph

The AFL has moved into protection mode for its whistleblowers as it cited confusion as the reason a 50m penalty was not awarded to North Melbourne’s Bailey Scott in the final minute of Collingwood’s 54-point comeback. AFL football boss Laura Kane said on Monday the umpire was right not to pay a 50m penalty because Scott had moved four or five steps inboard after taking his mark. She said at that stage the umpire should have called play on.

May 14, 2024 | theaustralian.com.au | Simeon Thomas-Wilson |Brad Waters |Ed Bourke

Hawthorn could regain captain James Sicily against Port Adelaide on Sunday but key forward Mitch Lewis is no closer to mounting a comeback from a stubborn knee problem. The Hawks have ruled out surgery for Lewis but no longer have a timeline on his return after his knee flared up more than a month ago as he tried to recover from a hamstring strain.

Apr 9, 2024 | paletteswap.site | Brad Waters |Brad emerged

YLISSE — Tears were shed on the battlefield as a skirmish with some Plegian soldiers forced one young knight to watch his best friend die from several feet away. “I don’t get why he was just standing there… If he was so traumatized, why didn’t he do anything?” mused a disturbed shopkeeper. “At one point, the guy dying was literally falling in slow motion. He couldn’t have caught him or… I don’t know, used the time to pull out a Vulnerary or something?

Feb 29, 2024 | paletteswap.site | Brad Waters |Parker Johnson |Brad emerged

ISLE DELFINO  — Tragedy unfolded in Delfino Plaza after a tourist unfamiliar with the area’s customs handed her baby to a local Chuckster. “Oh, that was a baby?” remarked a Noki fruit salesman close to the scene. “I thought that was that Mario launching himself out of the cannon towards Pinna Park again. I mean, wow! That thing really went flying!”Despite the dire nature of the situation, it seems that few in the community are willing to place the blame on the Chuckster.

Dec 14, 2023 | hard-drive.net | Brad Waters

JUNGLE ISLAND — A study released by a team of researchers has confirmed that the inside of a super monkey ball indeed smells strongly of shit. “Well I guess I shouldn’t be surprised,” said one researcher. “You’ve got them running around for hours, bumping into walls, working up a sweat… It’s probably no help that they’re ending up in volcanoes near boiling magma.