Bret Saunders

Tip from a friend: Need a lift? Listen to the new @floatingpoints album, “Cascade.” https://t.co/eG4E1qHNbG

Someone removed the snow from my car’s windshield in the parking lot at work this morning. I love you, Scraping Mystery Being.

Damn glad to say hello to you from Colorado today

C’mon, You Guys. We know the difference between right and deeply, dementedly wrong.

Believe virtually nothing you see posted here in the next few days. Other than your pal, me.

Three days https://t.co/EpjVXIHAoi

I listen to and think about jazz a whole lot! And sometimes I write about it in The @denverpost: https://t.co/eKgjAHqypZ

Yikes! (To pretty much everything being posted here.)

Can’t believe that one dude stole my Uncoordinated, Belligerent Garbage Man costume idea

How many “Fun Size” Twix bars will you stress-devour today? 🎃

The prophecy is nigh https://t.co/mTq3Rz2DK7

RT @Bretontheradio: Neat! We get an extra hour to neurotically obsess over the election this weekend.

Neat! We get an extra hour to neurotically obsess over the election this weekend.

Don’t forget: it’s #NationalCatDay https://t.co/b1lQG2kxGY

Has anyone considered just giving all the electoral votes to me