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Brett McCabe

Los Angeles

Writer at Freelance

Articles

  • 1 month ago | hard-drive.net | Brett McCabe

    BIGFORK, Mont. — After working a full day shift at his pet food tasting job, resident Bartleby James likes to unwind by microwaving a TV dinner, resting on the couch, and watching a necessary update download and install on his PlayStation.

  • 2 months ago | hard-drive.net | Brett McCabe

    LOS ANGELES — Vultures are circling above the studio formerly known as Termite Terrace after word spread that Warner Bros. Discovery is demolishing the original Looney Tunes animation bungalow. “Eh-the eh-the eh-the eh-the eh-that’s all really devastating to hear,” said Porky Pig, former studio mascot.

  • Jan 17, 2025 | hard-drive.net | Brett McCabe

    LANSING, Mich — A woman suffering from osteoarthritis was recently denied the cortisone injections she needed to painlessly pixel hunt around the backdrop of point-and-click adventure games. Having tried over-the-counter acetaminophen, physical therapy, and browsing the forums of AdventureGamers.com, hand brace-clad Louisa Carver still needed help.

  • Jun 14, 2024 | hard-drive.net | Brett McCabe

    Duluth, Minn. — Mac gamer Juno Perry, one of the few Apple loyalist gamers in the world is looking forward to the game that will be released this year, whatever it may be. Perry discussed her hype in a recent IRL Twitch stream from her local Apple Store. “Whatever it’s going to be, I’ll pre-order it. Ha. I don’t even care. It’s like, give me that game, you know,” laughed Perry, nervously. “Like, I got to have it.

  • Jun 3, 2024 | hard-drive.net | Brett McCabe

    Writer, Davey Spada, recently hit the Share button on the video game script for his company’s upcoming turn-based roguelike, Cerulean Empire: The Blade of War. After three arduous years, he’s ready to move forward on a game that a player will inevitably uninstall immediately after ten minutes, sources confirmed. “All the branching story paths and different choices players can make is going to blow their minds.