Bruce Andriatch

The whole time @buffaloscribe was telling me about this, all I could think about was George Costanza. @TheBuffaloNews https://t.co/8soYXHUTVa

I mean it has to be the Oneders, right?

Minor League Baseball @MiLB

“Congratulations to the SeaWolves, you’re about to be called something else." 'Last Week Tonight with John Oliver' has selected Erie for its rebrand offer! More details: https://t.co/YPatubs86J https://t.co/D2gPZMY0GS

What a homer. 😉

I know this is impossible to believe, but I swear to God it was sunny for like 30 seconds in my neighborhood this morning.

Clean sweep in Niagara County for school budget approval. (It has been many years since "drama" was a major component of this night.) https://t.co/DYnaJ1l8Gz

North Tonawanda, Oakfield-Alabama and Panama have the right idea: Close the polls at 8 p.m.! (I'm sorry I yelled.)

I wish the Sabres were in the playoffs but the crowd shots of Leafs fans after Florida scores is a nice consolation prize.

Dude. Say spoiler alert if you're going to do this. Some of us are DVRing it. Come on.

John Wawrow 🤷‍♂️ @john_wawrow

Looks like the Bills are going to play Miami twice in the regular season again.

RT @ClubConcrave: https://t.co/r4P87j8FO2

FTW

Chicago Sun-Times @Suntimes

Today's front page. https://t.co/0JL9vCHAX3

RT @readswithravi: Arnold Schwarzenegger’s rule on complaining: https://t.co/wKxTIn2Wzh

Who says humor is dead?

Jeremy White 🚂 @JeremyWGR

Turns out this has all been a miscommunication. All along I was saying I want the Bills to do MOORE at wide receiver.

One of many people I saw in my first days at The News that had me saying “I can’t believe I get to work with him.” For 27 years, I never stopped saying it. Thank you for everything, Mark.

Mark Gaughan @gggaughan

I am retiring after 43 1/2 years at The Buffalo News. I've been lucky to work with so many good people. Thanks @buffaloguild I've written about the Bills for 35 years & can't thank the readers & fans enough. Please consider supporting local journalism. I gave it everything I had.

RT @FletchReports: Excuse me señor, you are a member of the club? https://t.co/na1ls4ZTCL

Never forget the incredible pass from Pat LaFontaine

Crossing Swords ⚔️ @CrossSwordsPod

Happy MAYDAY to all who celebrate https://t.co/eXvtKcy4N2

Sitting next to David Horowitz that day was longtime @WGRZ anchor @jb111. No one was hurt and Beard grabbed the gun when the man set it down as the police moved in. Unreal how cool all three anchors remained.

internet hall of fame @InternetH0F

In 1987, 34-year-old Gary Stollman pointed a handgun at David Horowitz during a live broadcast on KNBC-TV in Los Angeles 😳 https://t.co/iUxbsU4v9y

Hurtful

Dave Blass @DaveBlass

Raiders of the Lost Ark was made in 1981 and took place in 1936. If they did a remake next year with the same time gap it would take place in 1981. Yea, you're THAT old. https://t.co/4fHJEokuhd