Chad Sapieha

#5SecondReview: Toward Eternity A big idea sci-fi story set across generations (sort of) that examines the potential nexus of nanotechnology, identity, and…poetry? It doesn’t always work—the characters sometimes feel melodramatic and overly lyrical—but it kept my interest. https://t.co/ekYOUpZMuU

Sometimes I feel like a key facet of He Who Shall Not Be Named's overall strategy is to surround himself with people who make such nincompoopish blunders that they constantly distract the media from his own trail of wackadoodle gaffs. https://t.co/sp7yffyrE6

5SecondReview: #Severance (S2) I'm in the minority here, but I found this season to be a bit hilly. Some great highs--love all the Gwendoline Christie goat stuff--but also a few minor nadirs. The finale though? Right up there with Twin Peaks: The Return's Part 8. Just fire. https://t.co/SBSm6rVqyW

Made Momofuku’s miso mushroom crispy rice with a couple of ingredient swaps. Big hit with my mushroom loving teenager. https://t.co/zoQR7GDlgq

Pikmin are cuter.

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Teamwork.. 💪 https://t.co/0eEXJIENqj

#5SecondReview: Venom: The Last Dance Thank goodness Sony is quitting the supe game. Madame Web was a train wreck. This one? Not as bad, but still kinda terrible. Hardy is watchable, but the story falls flat, the effects are mid, and the epilogue is unintentionally hilarious. https://t.co/Nyb0A3kmAc

#5SecondReview: The Murderbot Diaries: Rogue Protocol One of the best running jokes I've encountered remains a cyborg designed for killing just wanting to be left alone so it can binge TV shows. It's so human, relatable, and lovable, even though it ought to be anything but. https://t.co/A6f1Ee1ING

#5SecondReview: War of the Worlds Watched the 1953 and 2005 films countless times, but never read the 1895 book. It’s a short, fun read. Fascinating what scientists knew (and didn’t know) about Mars 130 years ago. Also neat to see how people of the time might react to aliens. https://t.co/KAqwLIO8Md

Here's how to make that tasty clam chowder in a sourdough bread bowl that I made for my family on Oscars night (full text recipe in the Reel description, as usual): https://t.co/BLuiwDG9HY

5SecondReview: Adolescence A haunting four-episode limited series about a the murder of a 13yo girl. Each episode one cut, and hour-long single take with some ingenious blocking and direction. But it’s the cast that makes this show stand out, particularly Owen Cooper as the boy. https://t.co/5OpfU8n8C8

Guys, I just made a grilled cheese sandwich from a Krispy Kreme donut, a few slices of cheese, and a knob of butter, and I’m in HEAVEN. https://t.co/QHViM03GFE

Made some hamburger soup! https://t.co/Z9epixl16K

#5SecondReview: Novocaine I dunno why it’s so much harder to watch a guy who can’t feel pain get injured, but wow. I could hardly look at the screen in some scenes. Fun, though. The romance at the start is actually really sweet. It descends into nonsense, but I had a good time. https://t.co/uAxDuxI2A6

5SecondReview: Electric State If this was just one of those unknown movies Netflix picks up for distribution and I stumbled across it one night, I’d have been like, meh, not great but s’okay, I guess. Knowing that it cost $320M, I expected more. Like, a lot more. https://t.co/fBlwmDfoFP

#5SecondReview: The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue The writing is beautiful, and the central curse—everyone forgets our protagonist the moment she’s out of sight—is explored with insight and imagination. My only beef is that it morphs into trite fantasy romance. https://t.co/PGcPjtGsr7

#5SecondReview: Prime Target I wanted to like this Apple TV+ series about a British maths genius whose research draws the attention of the NSA, but I disagree with its thesis, which is that academics must bear responsibility for what others do with the knowledge they uncover. https://t.co/JCBuQf08HQ

#5SecondReview: Borderlands Cate Blanchett! Jamie Lee Curtis! Jack Black! A beloved game! How can you go wrong? Roth found a way. It's basically a two-hour cinematic, but a bad one. Cheap sets and FX, lame writing. Doesn't help that he softened everything for a PG rating. https://t.co/BULrK7RBoD