Christopher Simpson

RT @CIES_Football: https://t.co/ffymyKhJk8 via @BleacherReport Nice paper on Sancho with reference to @cies_football

Man, @juventusfcen's response to the Ronaldo allegations is nothing short of appalling. Read a room, guys.

Saddened to learn of Cyrille Regis' passing. Had the pleasure of meeting him while working at West Brom a few years ago, he was a lovely bloke and a true gent.

Late to the party as per, but Football Weekly won't be the same without @acjimbo. On the other hand, I now get another podcast to listen to!

RT @NUFC: Happy 50th birthday, Philippe Albert! 🎉🎁🎂 #NUFC https://t.co/5F97uiGjXl

RT @Fellaini: Thank you to everyone who posted & sent me this 😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/O7tmOSYR38

Lucas Perez is available and Newcastle need a striker, he'd make for an excellent option. Deserved a bigger chance at Arsenal.

Any PL club wanting a striker this summer should look at Iheanacho. 21 goals, 8 assists in 20 starts for City in 2 seasons, just 20 yrs old.

Salah looking excellent against Palace here, pacey and direct. Think he'll be a great buy for Liverpool.

Magnificent work. https://t.co/qlFRcssx2N

Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC

Are we doing this right? 👀✍️ #saintsfc https://t.co/TaByabGqci

David James on fire so far in the @StarSixes four or five top saves!

Radja Nainggolan is definitely near the top of my "Players I want to see in the PL" list. See also Arturo Vidal, Thomas Muller, Messi (obvs)

Yet another example of why @andy_murray deserves huge respect and a reminder of the challenges the women's game still faces in 2017. https://t.co/nQeqSwS57q

Strong squad, hopefully we'll do well! https://t.co/wR2kMIKcgb

Lionesses @Lionesses

Your #Lionesses squad for @UEFAWomensEURO 2017. We ✈️ to the Netherlands 🇳🇱 tomorrow! 🦁🦁🦁 https://t.co/VzzxAkgUgh

Looking forward to @StarSixes this weekend. Suspect @rioferdy5 still has it!

In the last week, I've written about masturbation and twice about poop. Not something I ever thought I'd encounter as a sports journalist.