Dan Rice

Dec 13, 2024 | thehardtimes.net | Dan Rice

Let’s all take a moment to play the world’s smallest violin for first-gen Tesla owners. On the one hand they were able to afford a Tesla between 2008 and 2018 so their life isn’t what you would call a struggle, but a lot of them sincerely thought they were doing a good thing. If you’re the type of asshole that can afford a luxury car you do get SOME points for buying one with a significantly reduced environmental impact, and that’s what they thought they were doing.

Dec 2, 2024 | thehardtimes.net | Dan Rice

WASHINGTON — In a reversal of his previous pledge not to interfere with the sentencing, President Joe Biden has pardoned Hunter Biden after an aid casually referred to him as his son, an incident the President has called “a shocking reveal.”“I know that reversing my stance on pardoning Hunter Biden is unpopular, but try to understand having a kid changes you and occasionally makes you forget you even have one in the first place,” said President Biden.

Dec 2, 2024 | thehardtimes.net | Dan Rice

In an effort to pressure Universal Music Group into a settlement, Fred Durst announced that if he looses his $200 million dollar lawsuit, he would channel his frustration into directing yet another film. “Those execs don’t know who they’re tryin to play! I’m the guy who made John Travolta need a 5th comeback yo.” said an unhinged Durst in a video posted to social media “If they don’t pay us the money we’re owed, the money we rightfully earned, I will absolutely direct another horrible film.

Nov 24, 2024 | thehardtimes.net | Dan Rice

In the book of Genesis, it is said that the Babylonians endeavored to build a tower that could reach heaven. God, feeling threatened, made them all speak in different tongues, leading to confusion and war so they would never reach their full potential. It’s a chilling metaphor for what happens when there isn’t a crappy TV show we’re all watching. Understand, the problem goes beyond actual language.

Nov 22, 2024 | thehardtimes.net | Dan Rice

As the inauguration looms closer, Trump’s preliminary cabinet picks continue to stir controversy. Many view choices like RFK, Linda McMahon and noted TV quack Dr. Oz to be deplorable, even irresponsible, though to be fair they do have one clear positive over Trump’s previous picks for the position—he is a flesh and blood human being. Trump has curated his nominee list with the help of his most trusted advisor, cable television, and it turns out Dr. Oz isn’t the fakest personality to catch his eye.