Darren Marlar

THE GREAT OSAKA UNDERWEAR CAPER: The Case of the Color-Coordinated Camisoles Criminal Police in Japan arrest a man whose 450-piece stolen underwear collection was so meticulously organized by color that it puts most people's sock drawers to shame. READ or LISTEN to this https://t.co/g0G5spMae9

ASTRONOMERS FIND DISTANT ROCK, NAME IT AFTER TAX FORM, CALL THIS PROGRESS Scientists find distant space rock with a name like a tax form, proving the universe's suburbs are just as weird as Earth's. READ or LISTEN: https://t.co/7T0RWyFSPT

POTHOLE RESURRECTS DEAD GUY Declared dead and on his way to the cremation, an 80-year-old man in India hit the bump of a lifetime—literally—when a pothole jolted him back to life, proving that not all potholes are out to ruin your day! READ or LISTEN: https://t.co/k4qn4rwXlb

ASTRONOMERS FIND DISTANT ROCK, NAME IT AFTER TAX FORM, CALL THIS PROGRESS Scientists find distant space rock with a name like a tax form, proving the universe's suburbs are just as weird as Earth's. READ or LISTEN: https://t.co/7T0RWyFl0l https://t.co/AyAIIbTCeE

BREAKING NEWS: Loch Ness Discovered To Contain Fish, Monster Hunters Declare Victory! Hundreds of grown adults spend four days staring at a lake, and call it "research" READ or LISTEN: https://t.co/VDtv14juon https://t.co/39hvoEGEk5

SWEET KISS OF DEATH: The Jockey Who Won A Horse Race After He Died In 1923, Frank Hayes made history in a strange way—winning a horse race while secretly dead in the saddle, turning a dream victory into a story both tragic and legendary. READ or https://t.co/roedu4IHBq

HOME SECURITY FOR THE CRIMINALLY MINDED: The Alarm-ing Case of Spain's Hypocritical Squatters Spanish squatters break into someone's house, then immediately install a security system to keep other people from doing exactly what they just did, because apparently irony is now a https://t.co/Q5bIoS6MZ2

DEAR GOOGLE, CAN I KILL AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT? Ty Dalton Vaughn’s masterclass in self-incrimination proves that sometimes, the biggest crime is forgetting how the internet—and basic logic—works. READ or LISTEN: https://t.co/Qs1Jn0FFip https://t.co/Whq06aJNzZ

Dude, Where’s My Chopstick? In a shocking case of ‘how did he not notice that?’, a Vietnamese man partied so hard he accidentally turned his face into a utensil holder for three whole weeks! READ or LISTEN: https://t.co/FgSLz1d01J https://t.co/XVlw8LWQcD

HAUNTED BATHROOMS?!? Think your bathroom breaks are private? Think again — from ghostly nuns watching you pee to toilets that flush themselves mid-haunt, these haunted restrooms prove that even the afterlife has no boundaries. READ or LISTEN: https://t.co/bmnQPBc80U https://t.co/SKMp2BVFBr

ASTRONOMERS FIND DISTANT ROCK, NAME IT AFTER TAX FORM, CALL THIS PROGRESS! Scientists find distant space rock with a name like a tax form, proving the universe's suburbs are just as weird as Earth's. READ or LISTEN: https://t.co/7T0RWyFl0l https://t.co/zidLk2Xkhh

BEEP, BOOP, BODY SLAM: HUMANITY INVENTS ROBOT BOXING, BECAUSE WHY NOT What started as a $20 kids’ toy has now evolved into a live, AI-powered robot boxing league — because apparently humanity looked at Rock-Em Sock-Em Robots and said, “Yes, but let’s make it terrifying.”  READ or https://t.co/NlWisQaM1x

WHEN YOUR DOPPELGÄNGER IS AN OVER-ACHIEVING CRIMINAL A fast-food stand encounter turns into a 35-year identity heist, complete with a doppelgänger, Kafkaesque legal chaos, and a con artist who faxes his way to infamy. READ or LISTEN//weirddarkness.com/doppelgangercriminal/

Dear YouTube, Why Are You Forcing Us To Talk Like Cartoon Characters? https://t.co/01dKvZ5jEe

WHEN YOUR MOM LITERALLY TRIES TO CANCEL YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO LIFE A 12-year-old girl thought she was just eavesdropping on another boring adult conversation until she heard her mother calmly negotiating the price for her daughter's own death. READ or LISTEN: https://t.co/6RmRVkwuo2

JOAN SAID NO: The True Story of Joan Leeds, The Nun Who Faked Her Death and Flipped Off the Church Joan of Leeds took one look at the vow of celibacy, faked her death, and said, ‘Yeah… I’m gonna go be literally anywhere else. READ or LISTEN: https://t.co/icSmfMWRQA

INGO SWANN: THE MAN WHO MOONED ALIENS WITH HIS MIND Psychic spy Ingo Swann claimed he saw aliens building stuff on the Moon — and the creepiest part is, the CIA actually believed him. READ or LISTEN: https://t.co/dThTI2KbR9 https://t.co/1iQmS4qm5I