Dash MacIntyre

2 days ago | dashmacintyre.medium.com | Dash MacIntyre

Let me do the math for all your political parlay bets on how Trump will embarrass us in front of our allies at the NATO summit in The Hague: He pushes a prime minister out of the way while all the leaders are lining up for a photo — 66% He makes a European leader visibly gag due to his body odor — 100% He makes a European leader sitting next to him throw up due to his body odor — 75% He makes both European leaders sitting on either side of him throw up due to his body odor — 55% He does the...

5 days ago | dashmacintyre.medium.com | Dash MacIntyre

Maybe “Dadaist” is an obscure reference when I call myself that, but, because I love Wikipedia, here’s the Wiki on it!Dada was a brief 1910s and 20s art movement for which the pompous failures of monarchies, the horrors of trench warfare in WWI, and the shattering of nationalistic empires inspired a bunch of pacifist absurdists who fled their warring nations to neutral Switzerland to agree that the only reasonable reaction to such catastrophe was insurrectionary nonsense.

1 week ago | mcsweeneys.net | Dash MacIntyre

1. Trump announces on Truth Social that he will solve the crisis in one day, and this will win him the Nobel Peace Prize. 2. Trump accidentally says, out of habit, that this war “never would have started if I were president.” Then he remembers he’s currently the president, but still blames Joe Biden anyway. 3. Trump repeatedly claims all the other presidents in US history were stupid for not getting a deal because the conflict is so easy and simple. 4.

1 week ago | dashmacintyre.medium.com | Dash MacIntyre

DADA JOURNALISMAnd this week’s other graffiti news headlines!Pete Hegseth is reportedly worried Trump will fire him today or tomorrow because of the sleepy, low energy military parade. MAGA fans are getting suspicious why Trump, who sues nearly everyone, hasn’t sued Elon Musk yet for claiming he’s in the Epstein files. Local MAGA fans in Missouri are reportedly beginning to notice that Trump always seems to distract from his clusterfucks with more clusterfucks.

2 weeks ago | dashmacintyre.medium.com | Dash MacIntyre

DADA JOURNALISMAnd this week’s other graffiti news headlines!Farmers pissed with Trump for ruining their pork exports with his tariffs are reportedly planning on bringing dozens of hogs to his military parade Saturday and letting them loose.