Dash MacIntyre

2 weeks ago | dashmacintyre.medium.com | Dash MacIntyre

Anonymous whistleblowers agree Trump smells really, really, really bad. Let’s remember that it’s widely agreed Trump smells like a dying old man whose Big Mac sauce drowned organs are rotting from the inside out. Wannabe dictators’ strongmen personas depend on never admitting to any personal flaw or mistake, so let’s help ol’ Uncle Sam and the Constitution out a bit by reminding America every chance we get that Trump it’s the worst kept secret in Washington that Trump reeks.

2 weeks ago | dashmacintyre.medium.com | Dash MacIntyre

From geopolitically selfish reasons for the US, to altruistic promotion of America’s ideals of libertyThe Soviet arsenal has largely been neutralized. Ukraine has smashed the formidable Soviet stockpile of tanks, vehicles, weapon systems, and munitions stockpiled specifically for European invasion. That’s a major boon for future continental peace. A lot of this stuff was old and outdated, but it means a lot less stuff for the Russians to someday use against the Baltics or Poland.

3 weeks ago | medium.com | Dash MacIntyre

Right wing politics are destroying democracy in America. If we want freedom, we must think and vote blue. Follow publicationDADA JOURNALISMAnd this week’s other graffiti news headlines!White House insiders say they’re starting to think Donald Trump is faking his phone calls with China, and is only pretending to talk to Xi Jinping when he holds his phone to his ear and loudly demands increasingly insane trade concessions.

3 weeks ago | medium.com | Dash MacIntyre

Right wing politics are destroying democracy in America. If we want freedom, we must think and vote blue. Follow publicationAnd being sued for $83 million like E. Jean Carroll did!If you find a woman alone in a dressing room, elevator, or any other place, don’t “move on her like a bitch.”If taking women out furniture shopping makes you uncontrollably horny, let women buy their own furniture from now on.

1 month ago | medium.com | Dash MacIntyre |Ben Ulansey

The following are Project 2025 ideas that House Republicans are writing bills aboutJoin my comedic rebellion — here’s a 50% discount to support my satirical parodies for just $2.50 a month. Never stop laughing at the fascists.