Dash MacIntyre
Writer at Freelance
Comedian, I publish satirical Dada news @HalfwayPost. I write regularly at https://t.co/A0Pqc395Nu. Featured in @mcsweeneys and lots of other places!
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3 days ago |
medium.com | Dash MacIntyre |Ben Ulansey
Excepting that headline, 5 serious thoughts from a satirist1. Pope Francis dying the day after meeting JD Vance is like the most JD Vance thing that could have happened. Why is JD Vance so weird?
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6 days ago |
medium.com | Dash MacIntyre |Ben Ulansey
About Elon Musk, MAGA-themed parties, Trump’s economic destruction, Greenland, and Putin1. Elon Musk is paying a lot of women to be their uninvolved baby daddies like a giant weirdo. Anyone see the reporting about Elon Musk paying a bunch of women to have children for him? It’s so weird, but also not very surprising he would have a Genghis Khan ego complex and obsession with spreading his genetics as far as he can.
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1 week ago |
dashmacintyre.medium.com | Dash MacIntyre
Finally an explanation for the Bible’s oddest passage!2 Kings 2:23–25:23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys. Hi, everyone. Elisha from the Old Testament here.
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1 week ago |
dashmacintyre.medium.com | Dash MacIntyre
Marge Green— 49 years old — Washington D.C.You may know me from helping incite an insurrection, but on here I’m only trying to incite an erection, if you catch my drift…REQUIREMENTSTHE PERFECT LOVER FOR ME is a mix between Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Benito Mussolini, with a dash of Heinrich Himmler. MUST have strong authoritarian tendencies. I want a man who wants to be a dictator in the country AND in the bedroom, and nothing gets me hotter than a man willing to try a coup.
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1 week ago |
medium.com | Dash MacIntyre
DADA JOURNALISMAnd this week’s other graffiti news headlines!Donald Trump is threatening to sue any American who calls the burgeoning recession “the Trumpcession,” “the Trump Slump,” “Orangecession,” “the Dotard Downturn,” “the Mushroom Man’s Bust,” or “the Syphilitic’s Stagflation.”Elon Musk has now been bullied off 6 different online video games.
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The biggest losers of Trump's tariffs against China are his own fans selling and buying cheap MAGA hats from China to show their support for him.
Pete Hegseth bringing his wife along on his job interviews as a human shield against questions about his rapey behavior is peak MAGA Masculinity™
Way to go Greenland! https://t.co/OR87xrTSEB