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1 week ago | 
takimag.com | David Cole |Theodore Dalrymple
Leftists and rightists alike refuse to understand L.A.Rightist dimwits like Ukrainian/Jewish podcaster Michael Malice, who claims “L.A. is the second Detroit,” and other rightist dimwits like this tard who claims “they lock their doors and windows in Compton because it’s all black,” live continually in 1992.
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1 month ago | 
takimag.com | David Cole |Theodore Dalrymple
I’m gonna start this week’s column with a very disturbing piece of video. In 1985 two dumbasses in Reno, 20-year-old James Vance and 18-year-old Ray Belknap, got drunk and decided to blow their brains out with a shotgun. Hey, at least there wasn’t a TikTok to livestream it. Belknap did it right, sending what little brains he had straight up to heaven.
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1 month ago | 
takimag.com | David Cole |Theodore Dalrymple
In the 1992 “Mr. Belvedere” SNL sketch, Tom Hanks plays the president of a fan club for the guy who played Mr. Belvedere on the sitcom. And the gag is that the “fans” are lunatics and stalkers who murder Belvedere’s pets, masturbate while watching the show, and write the actor fan letters on death certificates.
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1 month ago | 
takimag.com | David Cole |Theodore Dalrymple
Last week’s column was written during my recent health scare; this week’s is being written as I’m recuperating, sober, and thus in a terrible mood. So to make it easier on myself, I’m going to dispense with three different rants. Maybe there’s a connecting theme, maybe there isn’t. We’ll see as we go. MAGA-Morph Activate!A running theme of mine is the similarity between MAGA and the worst of black America. I’ve covered this ground before, especially regarding the J6 rioters.
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2 months ago | 
takimag.com | David Cole |Theodore Dalrymple
Booze and antibiotics may not be the best cocktail for a column. But hey, that’s the fun. A week ago I bit down on an M&M peanut and it sliced through the soft tissue beneath my bad tooth (56 years old and I’ve only ever had one cavity, but like Babe Ruth at bat, you only need one), and the result was a serious jaw infection. And that’s the most faggoty way a man can die. “What killed David Cole?”“A piece of candy.”“A poisoned piece of candy?”“Nope, just regular candy.
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2 months ago | 
takimag.com | David Cole |Theodore Dalrymple
London, 1911. Two proper gentlemen meet for an ale. “With this land grant and generous endowment by the Brothers Wilks—who stomp the earth to extract petrol for lamps and whatnot—we shall be greatly facilitated in an endeavor of our choice. Wot say thee, friend Jeremy?”“My oath, brother Benjamin, I do declare that we should employ the sum to open a vast empire of horse stables.
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2 months ago | 
takimag.com | David Cole |Theodore Dalrymple
The defining entertainment industry story of 2024 was the collapse of Hollywood, the “death of movies,” to quote the L.A. Times. The defining story of 2025 is, to quote the Times again, “Will the work ever come back?”Taking some time off from politics (because everyone and their retarded uncle is opining on the new administration, and it bores me), I’m gonna devote the next four columns to an in-depth exploration of that question.
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Jan 21, 2025 | 
takimag.com | David Cole |Theodore Dalrymple
I received a campaign letter from your team yesterday (all my neighbors did), so I thought I’d send you my reaction. For the life of me, I don’t know why you’d send a letter like that to this neighborhood without mentioning crime. It’s such a bad move, it’s almost unbelievable. Who’s making these decisions?
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Jan 14, 2025 | 
takimag.com | David Cole |Theodore Dalrymple
It’s not that most people are stupid (though way too many are). It’s that they become stupid when out of their element. I know girls from high school, dumb as bricks back then, not exactly rocket scientists today. But in the forty years since, they’ve raised great families; they’re brilliant at momming. I know rugged blue-collar dudes who can weld anything. They’ll weld a dog to a hydrant; they’ll weld a tin can to a Chinaman’s dick. When it comes to welding, they’re Einstein.
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Jan 7, 2025 | 
takimag.com | David Cole |Theodore Dalrymple
In the 1964 movie Lady in a Cage, Olivia de Havilland stars as a fancy lady with a broken hip who finds herself trapped in her staircase elevator during a power outage. Her cries for help alert the “wrong element”; James Caan (his first substantial role) plays a burping, grunting thug who, along with his blonde girlfriend and greasy Mexican sidekick, decides to ransack the house, all while taunting the “lady in a cage” with jabs about sex and status.
