Derek Fung

The former "president" doesn't think the "shooting" yesterday constitutes a "massacre". I think he's a fucking "idiot"

What's the solution , America? What's that? More #ThoughtsAndPrayers? How about some gun controls, like the rest of the world? No, ok, I'll see you back here in few days/weeks ...

Sick of thoughts and prayers. Let's have some real action on gun violence.

.@BrianLehrer Why don't the Democrats try to pass narrower bills protecting specific abortion rights (eg. Rape, potential death of mother, stillborn etc). Wouldn't it be better to have some abortion rights than none? Congress shouldn't just be about wedging the other party.

.@united : sorry we cancelled your flight, now you have to spend hours on chat with service agents that end the chat abruptly when they can't find a flight. Bravo. The skies might be friendly but the service is shite.

Please let it be known that I've always been a huge fan of #EuropaLeague. Any past statements to the contrary were misinterpretations on your behalf.

So, basically, we're screwed.

So I paid $200 extra to sit at the pointy end of economy with my son on @united and now I'm sitting next to toilets. Well done for bilking me out of money.

Have you ever had the feeling that @eBay @AskeBay just doesn't want you to use their site to sell stuff? I've listed my item 3 times, had my account suspended once, had my password automatically reset by system twice and had all my items automatically delisted. INFURIATING.

.@eBay don't give people the option of not adding a bank account if you intend to suspend their eBay account if they try to list an item without having a bank account in the system. Argh.

So @chase made $29.1 billion in 2020, but can't find it in its heart refund $12 because. Well, I don't know why. Seriously how is one to know that cheque without an expiry date expires after 6 months!

Who knew that cheques expire? Apparently they do. Even though there's no expiry date on them!! 😤 Thanks @Chase for charging me $12 for that life lesson. 😡

Damn it football. You've broken my heart again. #UefaChampionsLeague #ChampionsLeague

Given @BorisJohnson 's defence of Dominic Cummings, he seems like the type of dad who would tell his kid to stop picking his nose, while picking his nose.

.@TheTotallyShow How similar was Deportivo La Coruña's 1999-2000 league victory to Leicester City's more recent achievement?

Apparently @Optus cannot change the name of an account while there's an NBN order in place. Seems multitasking is to difficult for a multinational firm.

.@getaround I want to start my car booking an hour earlier today if possible. It's not possible to do this in the app. And your phone number is "no longer monitored". And I've yet to receive a response to my Help Center request.