Derek Schultz

1 month ago | thebeaverton.com | Derek Schultz

WELLAND, ON ― Feline traitor to Canada Seersucker has stubbornly refused to switch to any of several varieties of locally-sourced litter, her owner Lily Sasaki reports, opting instead to do her business on shoes and carpets until the old American litter was reinstated. The standoff between the selfish cat and Sasaki, who has made numerous and substantial sacrifices for the elbows-up cause, even to the point of giving up Netflix, began the day after Trump’s so-called Liberation Day.

2 months ago | queryandschultz.com | Derek Schultz

Goodbye, college hoops… hello, NBA Playoffs! The Pacers secured homecourt advantage and a rematch with the Bucks, while Purdue and Indiana are looking to secure their rosters in the portal season.

2 months ago | thebeaverton.com | Derek Schultz

MISSISSAUGA, ON ― A local driver entered the history books today after being pulled over and ticketed for driving 6 km over the speed limit, despite being behind the wheel of a Toyota Corolla. Kennedy Meadows, the police officer who wrote the ticket, was thrilled. “I just feel so privileged to be part of such a groundbreaking event. Although in the moment, I was honestly kind of just questioning myself. Kept thinking this can’t be right, you know? A Toyota, speeding?

2 months ago | queryandschultz.com | Derek Schultz

College hoops season might be over, but the fun never ends on Query & Schultz! (God, what a stupid intro. I’m sorry. Will you still promise to watch the show?) Here’s what we have on tap:Gators chomp Cougs, final college hoops thoughtsAddressing the Kelvin Sampson revisionist history at IUDo you care about the Tush Push?

2 months ago | queryandschultz.com | Derek Schultz

Purdue made the second weekend, a notable accomplishment given their regular season finish, but is it just us or does the tourney feel pretty “meh” so far? We’re talking about it on this week’s show:Did Purdue just make the season a success?