Devin Wallace

1 month ago | pointsincase.com | Alex Vlahov |Dylan Fugel |Devin Wallace |R.J. Cross

A Remote Mountain ForestOne with streams of various sizes to forge. And a clearing for pitching a tent under a meteor shower. And a pack of wolves, coming right up on this vehicle because they sensed its wildness—your wildness—and are here to accept you as one of their own. This muddy car plus your wolf family will make for a pretty incredible #weekend-pics Slack post come Monday. Everyone will think “Dave is the most adventurous person in the office.” And they’ll be right.

Oct 15, 2024 | medium.com | Devin Wallace

Fact: A.I. has never made a mistakeDevin Wallace·FollowPublished inSlackjaw·2 min read·--Designed by FreepikChatGPT is an excellent way for students of all ages to supplement their learning, and I should know: I’m ChatGPT, an unbiased source of factual information and also the source of the Missouri River. Like other great inventions, ChatGPT saves learners time.

Jun 25, 2024 | medium.com | Devin Wallace

By Devin Wallace Adding romance to the room that already has everything. Image by user15285612 on Freepik Honey, every date night we try to spice up our relationship by leaving our responsibilities behind, and it never works. Jobs, kids, running this household: we can't escape it. That's why it's time to lean in. Let's have date night in the most house part of our house: our mudroom.

Feb 9, 2024 | pointsincase.com | Devin Wallace

We’re sorry to hear you want to cancel your gym membership. Our biggest concern is the comfort of our members. But since you don’t want to be a member anymore: Welcome to hell!Our cancellation process is three easy steps (for legal reasons) and one horrifically arduous step (for obvious reasons). Simply complete all the prompts below, including the final task of battling the immortal Minotaur in our gym basement. Step OneSign into our online portal. Step TwoGo to Account Settings.

Oct 11, 2023 | pointsincase.com | Devin Wallace

I have a bug in my mug. I have electric eels in my high heels. I have a giraffe in my carafe. I shouldn’t have bought a zoo. I have a snake in my milkshake. I have a koala bear in my underwear. That Matt Damon documentary made it look easy. I have a parrot holding a carrot. I have a puffin eating my muffin. I shouldn’t have constructed the zoo in my condo. I have a hen in my den. I have a hawk in my caulk. Does IKEA sell an aviary? I have an asp on my hair clasp. I have a bobcat on my bathmat.