EJ Wittes

2 days ago | dogshirtdaily.com | Benjamin Wittes |EJ Wittes

Good Morning:Dog Shirt Daily is a reader-supported publication. It’s now available at a cut rate price. Yesterday on #DogShirtTV, we had a live correction. In yesterday’s dog shirt, we awarded first prize in our caption contest to the estimable Patricia Jaeger. Now, as estimable as Ms. Jaeger may be—and she is, indeed, very estimable—she did not, in fact, write the winning entry.

3 days ago | dogshirtdaily.com | Benjamin Wittes |EJ Wittes

Good Morning: A reminder that you can support sunflower plantings, laser projections, and other special military operations against Russian diplomatic presences by becoming a subscriber to #CutRateDogShirt, now at a new low price!The annual sunflower planting outside the Russian embassy took place on Sunday evening. Turnout was strong, as you can see. And the weather was beautiful.

5 days ago | dogshirtdaily.com | Benjamin Wittes |EJ Wittes

Good Evening:Caption contest. Please leave your nomination for the caption for this pic in the comments below. This evening, we held the fourth annual sunflower planting outside the Russian embassy in Washington DC. I will have more to say about this evening, and more pictures, in coming dog shirts. Suffice it to say for now that we had a good turnout and got a lot of sunflowers in the ground.

1 week ago | dogshirtdaily.com | Benjamin Wittes |EJ Wittes

Good Morning:Become a paid subscriber to #CutRateDogShirt and support sunflower operations outside of the Russian embassy! It’s happening again, on Sunday: The fourth annual sunflower planting outside the Russian embassy. But this time, it’s going to be different.

1 week ago | dogshirtdaily.com | Benjamin Wittes |EJ Wittes

Good Morning:On Monday, February 10. Before that, restaurant salads were just fine. A reminder that we have cut the price of #DogShirtDaily, so you can subscribe to a #CutRateDogShirt:Subscribe to a #CutRateDogShirtFor those of you who are missing March Madness, you’ll be pleased to know that a very reputable outfit called Bracket Fights has made available a conclave bracket. I woke up this morning wondering if anyone had made a conclave bracket, figuring I would make one myself if not.