EJ Wittes

1 week ago | dogshirtdaily.com | Benjamin Wittes |EJ Wittes

Good Morning: ChatGPT and I went for a walk on the beach and saw some sea shells arranged in an interesting design. Find out the deep dark secrets that live below the paywall. You know you’re curious. Who could possibly have seen this coming? Here’s what’s coming next:Musk says negative things about Trump. Trump attacks Musk as a loser. Musk, feeling like nobody loves him, tries to get back in with the left and center, spending money and making statements to do so. It doesn’t work. Confidence: High.

1 week ago | dogshirtdaily.com | Benjamin Wittes |EJ Wittes

Good Morning:There was drama across the street from the Russian embassy yesterday. The sunflowers are all fine, but I suspect this may have been a dry run for an attack on them. I’m honestly not sure. Here is everything I know. At 2:04 pm, a gentleman who has not yet been identified came sauntering down Wisconsin Avenue, carrying a “Stop the War” sign that had previously stood on private property in front of a house across the street from the embassy.

1 week ago | dogshirtdaily.com | Benjamin Wittes |EJ Wittes

Good Morning:I spent the last two days finishing the rough laying of the Canadian hardwood floorboards at the Cabin in the Woods and trying to detach from The Situation. There’s still a lot of fine work to, but it’s basically done:It’s the last days of the Trolling Sale, so if you want to support Special Military Operations, join the Greek Chorus/Collegium, get my notes on The Confrontation, and generally support mayhem and mischief at a cut-rate price, this is your chance.

1 week ago | dogshirtdaily.com | Benjamin Wittes |EJ Wittes

Good Morning:Especially to this baby, seen here spending the night in a bomb shelter in Kyiv. While she slept, her mother, the very estimable and very sleep-deprived , crept up to street level to do a Substack Live with me:Live from a Swank Bomb ShelterA reminder that our #SpecialTrollingSale is still going on:Also if you want to support this baby, you can subscribe to : Just saying.

2 weeks ago | dogshirtdaily.com | Benjamin Wittes |EJ Wittes

Good Morning:USA!USA!USA!The Trump administration has just taken an action with which I fully and wholeheartedly agree: Getting rid of the penny. Reports Politico:The Treasury Department said Thursday it plans to phase out production of the penny, making good on President Donald Trump’s directive that the U.S. government stop producing its one-cent coin after more than two centuries.