Eli Azizollahoff

Just saw this going up the steps at the kings highway subway stop. Antisemitism is real and rampant. https://t.co/sWHiMDHFBJ

I spent over 75 hours with @yourewrongabout in the last year. I think that qualifies @Remember_Sarah to be a bridesmaid at my nonexistent wedding. https://t.co/zdGLZpEAaA

So my 3y nephew thinks I'm cute. My dad was telling him he's cute and his response was "Eliana's cute!" To see if he really meant it I asked if his other aunt is cute to which he paused for a long moment and went "Eliana's cute!"

Halloweekend: Princess Diaries but make it ✨NYC✨ https://t.co/LJtbBwcAzh

Joe Alwyn is really living the y/n dream bc every song Taylor writes about him is basically like "you're not like other girls. You don't care about my fame" which is basically harry styles in every Wattpad fanfic #MidnightsTaylorSwift

My nephew won ketchup. I won mustard.

Eli Azizollahoff @ItsNotEllie

In case you thought I was kidding https://t.co/clOZo7zUv8

In case you thought I was kidding https://t.co/clOZo7zUv8

Eli Azizollahoff @ItsNotEllie

I'm at a kids event sponsored by the local grocery and there's a line of children waiting to spin a wheel to see if they win free beans, mustard, or frozen puff pastry dough.

I'm at a kids event sponsored by the local grocery and there's a line of children waiting to spin a wheel to see if they win free beans, mustard, or frozen puff pastry dough.

I just got off an hour and a half long phone call w the IRS in which the lady there was just as confused as me and in the end I need to download a document and fax it in

Coining the term #nedgate and also everyone listen to this podcast bc I am really impressed w how the remaining #tryguys have been handling this https://t.co/POPQWFwwRR

And on today's game of WHAT 💩 SMELL 🟡 IS 🗑️ ON 🦨 THE 🍃 SUBWAY ⁉️ It's pee, it literally just smells so much like pee

Real question: do you think fame fundamentally changes the way people relate to the world around them so they end up thinking bad things are ok -or- do you think people capable of such bad things will do them regardless? Would Ned have cheated on Ariel if he hadn't become famous?

I have AWFUL news: I figured out my type and it's prince Eric meets English TA who smokes too many cigarettes and is a little pretentious

My brand of comedy is commenting "live fast Die young Bad girls do it well" on the most mundane activities

Looking for my Gomez Addams but instead of Morticia I have more of the energy of Miss Frizzle mixed with a dash of Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls

I volunteered to help w the slideshow for my niece's bat mitzvah and have received about a thousand photos since then. That was 10am.

Every year when I turn on my phone after Rosh Hashanah I always hold my breathe to see what happened while I was gone to set this new year off....I did not expect this year for it to be Ned from the Try Guys cheating on his wife and the team booting him out