Emily Knapp
Senior Digital Editor at Bloomberg Industry Group
Bloomberg Industry Group. Formerly @NewsHour, @Politico, @ABC. RTs are not endorsements.
Articles
-
1 month ago |
mcsweeneys.net | Emily Knapp
5 a.m.: I wake up at the crack of dawn and shoot myself up with a cocktail of hormones. 7 a.m.: Now that I’m roided up, I log onto Facebook and cyberbully women by telling them I’m going to beat them at all their sports today. 7:20 a.m.: From my liberal woke closet, I pull out an outfit that is nefarious and confusing, and promotes my radical belief in the existence of more than two genders: jeans, a compression top, and a floral short-sleeve button-up shirt.
-
2 months ago |
thebelladonnacomedy.com | Emily Knapp
Didn’t we debunk this? Dr. Paul Johnson rated it: 1.5 stars“The American dream is the belief that anyone, regardless of where they were born or what class they were born into, can attain their own version of success in a society in which upward mobility is possible for everyone.”Living in this country is really hard, even for me, a white man.
-
Apr 23, 2024 |
medium.com | Emily Knapp
Join our amazing family!Job DescriptionAre you the greatest copywriter that’s ever existed? Can you write meta descriptions in your sleep? Do you want to change the world? Our decades-old healthcare insurance startup company is seeking a rockstar creative mind who loves trying to guess the google algorithm and gets off on writing stuffy company newsletters no one will read. In short, we’re looking for a unicorn. Sound like you?
-
Mar 8, 2024 |
medium.com | Emily Knapp
HumorCase Number: U-DNT-MATTER-69Name: Probably a Mike, Chad, Brian, John, or Dave. Could also be a Quinn, Blake, or Audrey with internalized misogyny. Race: White, obviously. Height: Thinks he’s 6’4” but is actually 5’10”. Age: Between 19 and 65. Specifically, a 65-year-old who never matured past their college persona or a 19-year-old who already acts like a 65-year-old because their family is insanely rich. Sex: Most likely male. Features: Always without a helmet.
-
Jun 29, 2023 |
thebelladonnacomedy.com | Emily Knapp
Try JournoFinder For Free
Search and contact over 1M+ journalist profiles, browse 100M+ articles, and unlock powerful PR tools.
Start Your 7-Day Free Trial →X (formerly Twitter)
- Followers
- 489
- Tweets
- 2K
- DMs Open
- Yes
I’m on the new platform with the same handle as here.
RT @tbonier: Wow. I've been sharing data showing a huge surge in women registering to vote since the 6/24 Dobbs decision. I just started to…
RT @ReutersGuild: More than 300 @Reuters journalists across the United States are stopping work today for a 24-hour walkout. We do not take…
