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Frank Cerabino

Florida

Columnist at Palm Beach Post

Palm Beach Post columnist who tweets humorous one-liners on the news from Florida and elsewhere.

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  • 2 days ago | nwfdailynews.com | Frank Cerabino

    Observing the affluent and their effluent has long been a hobby of mine. Wherever the ultra-rich gather you can bet they’re handling their poop issues with the kind of alacrity you’d expect from people who expect everything in life to come up smelling like roses. This takes many forms. Back in the 1990s, The Town of Palm Beach tackled this ours-doesn’t-smell issue by getting the town’s public works department to deploy one of four different fragrances to the sewer system every week.

  • 2 days ago | floridatoday.com | Frank Cerabino

    Marinating in your own poopy water is no way to live the good life on an island where a 2-acre empty lot just sold for $10 million. Observing the affluent and their effluent has long been a hobby of mine. Wherever the ultra-rich gather you can bet they’re handling their poop issues with the kind of alacrity you’d expect from people who expect everything in life to come up smelling like roses. This takes many forms.

  • 2 days ago | heraldtribune.com | Frank Cerabino

    Marinating in your own poopy water is no way to live the good life on an island where a 2-acre empty lot just sold for $10 million. Show Caption Hide Caption Palm Beach County news: Charlie Woods' golf game; Trump's travel banCharlie Woods finished the Amateur Championship, Guy Fieri sells Lake Worth mansion, Donald Trump puts travel bans on twelve countries. Observing the affluent and their effluent has long been a hobby of mine.

  • 2 days ago | news-journalonline.com | Frank Cerabino

    Marinating in your own poopy water is no way to live the good life on an island where a 2-acre empty lot just sold for $10 million. Observing the affluent and their effluent has long been a hobby of mine. Wherever the ultra-rich gather you can bet they’re handling their poop issues with the kind of alacrity you’d expect from people who expect everything in life to come up smelling like roses. This takes many forms.

  • 2 days ago | ocala.com | Frank Cerabino

    Observing the affluent and their effluent has long been a hobby of mine. Wherever the ultra-rich gather you can bet they’re handling their poop issues with the kind of alacrity you’d expect from people who expect everything in life to come up smelling like roses. This takes many forms. Back in the 1990s, The Town of Palm Beach tackled this ours-doesn’t-smell issue by getting the town’s public works department to deploy one of four different fragrances to the sewer system every week.

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4 Jun 25

RT @elonmusk: This immense level of overspending will drive America into debt slavery!

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28 May 25

RT @charliekirk11: 🚨BREAKING: Just moments ago, Sen. Rick Scott said he's a NO on the One Big Beautiful Bill in its current form. He's dema…