
Frank Cerabino
Columnist at Palm Beach Post
Palm Beach Post columnist who tweets humorous one-liners on the news from Florida and elsewhere.
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1 week ago |
palmbeachpost.com | Frank Cerabino
The Benardes called their invention the 'NightCap' and pitched it successfully four years ago on the ABC TV show Shark Tank. Trump's policies have paralyzed their business. President Donald Trump’s imposition of triple-digit tariffs on imported goods from China has had global implications. But it is also throwing local businesses in existential turmoil. Take, for example, Michael and Shirah Benarde, a West Palm Beach brother and sister who turned a novel idea into an international business.
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1 week ago |
staugustine.com | Frank Cerabino
It’s time to respond to comments and questions from readers. Notes from hell, Volume No. 108:✱✱✱✱✱“I think you should move to Canada so you can swim with your own “kind.” Adios amigo!— Kevin CarlisleNeed a break? Play the USA TODAY Daily Crossword Puzzle. ✱✱Dear Kevin: I didn’t know my own kind were swimming in Canada, and not only that, but the part of Canada that speaks Spanish. Also, not to be a nitpicker, but the water’s really cold in Canada.
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1 week ago |
yahoo.com | Frank Cerabino
It’s time to respond to comments and questions from readers. Notes from hell, Volume No. 108:✱✱✱✱✱“I think you should move to Canada so you can swim with your own “kind.” Adios amigo!— Kevin Carlisle✱✱Dear Kevin:I didn’t know my own kind were swimming in Canada, and not only that, but the part of Canada that speaks Spanish. Also, not to be a nitpicker, but the water’s really cold in Canada.
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1 week ago |
palmbeachpost.com | Frank Cerabino
It’s time to respond to comments and questions from readers. Notes from hell, Volume No. 108:✱✱✱✱✱“I think you should move to Canada so you can swim with your own “kind.” Adios amigo!— Kevin CarlisleNeed a break? Play the USA TODAY Daily Crossword Puzzle. ✱✱Dear Kevin: I didn’t know my own kind were swimming in Canada, and not only that, but the part of Canada that speaks Spanish. Also, not to be a nitpicker, but the water’s really cold in Canada.
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2 weeks ago |
palmbeachpost.com | Frank Cerabino
It looks like Gov. Ron DeSantis has tossed his tin-foil hat into the ring on the not-so-great debate over unknown “theys” trying to poison Floridians through “chemtrails” in the sky. It used to be that you had to seek out Alex Jones and other lunatic-fringe professionals to indulge in this sort of contrived conspiracy theory banter. But now, you just have to tune into the Florida government to scratch your crazy itch.
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