
Frank Cerabino
Columnist at Palm Beach Post
Palm Beach Post columnist who tweets humorous one-liners on the news from Florida and elsewhere.
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4 days ago |
usatoday.com | Frank Cerabino
Florida has found a new way to criminalize homelessness. A state law that went into effect in October makes it a crime to sleep in public parks, the grounds of public buildings or other public property. The proliferation of large indoor self-storage facilities have become a low-cost housing solution for some homeless people, I’ve been told. These facilities are air-conditioned, clean and locked at night. And they’re available at low introductory rates.
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5 days ago |
usatoday.com | Frank Cerabino
Congratulations are in order to Florida lawmakers for not becoming easy marks in President Donald Trump’s Bitcoin scheme. When Trump issued an executive order in March that created a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve, he called the volatile cryptocurrency “digital gold” and draped it in a lot of hyperbolic rhetoric that guaranteed short-term gains for existing investors.
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6 days ago |
palmbeachpost.com | Frank Cerabino
I inventoried my desk drawer at home and was shocked to find 31 brand new, unsharpened Ticonderoga No. 2 pencils there. That's way too many pencils for me. I’m glad that President Donald Trump has begun explaining the new “Golden Age” of America in granular form. Sure, it’s all well and good to make a general proclamation that electing Trump means America will be experiencing joy and prosperity on a level like never before. But what does that mean? We need specifics.
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6 days ago |
staugustine.com | Frank Cerabino
I inventoried my desk drawer at home and was shocked to find 31 brand new, unsharpened Ticonderoga No. 2 pencils there. That's way too many pencils for me. I’m glad that President Donald Trump has begun explaining the new “Golden Age” of America in granular form. Sure, it’s all well and good to make a general proclamation that electing Trump means America will be experiencing joy and prosperity on a level like never before. But what does that mean? We need specifics.
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1 week ago |
palmbeachpost.com | Frank Cerabino
The bill also bans students from 'licking oneself or others for the purpose of grooming or maintenance.' It’s silent on coughing up hairballs. When looking to see what’s on the horizon for bad governance in Florida, it’s a good idea to look toward Texas. Legislative actions enacted in the Lone Star State frequently serve as inspiration for Florida lawmakers. It was Texas that passed the near-abortion-ban bill that Florida copied.
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